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GWRACH![]() THE WELSH WITCH
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I spot the house and chapel to my left as I
negotiate the car up the narrow, winding
lane. The buildings lie beneath the brooding
mountainside of Nant-y-Glôg, and huddle into
the crotch of a granite outcrop, as if sheltering
from the rain. The sunlight laces its way
through the leaves of a tall sycamore tree
that stands close to the fast running stream
and throws a dappled quilt of dancing scintillates
on the strewn gravel beneath.
A little further downstream, opposite the
grey stone chapel, I see the smaller footbridge
that provides access for pedestrians to reach
the public footpath that runs along the side
of the stream. Before the temple was abandoned,
this was the only egress for the black-clad,
po-faced faithful regulars of the joyless
Welsh Presbyterian chapel.
Freja had shown me around the old chapel
on a previous visit. It was not long before
she and her husband John had bought the deserted
building. The property is adjacent to their
home and will be perfect for some unspecified,
future conversion or development.
'Do you know why the window sills are sloping
like that?' my daughter asks. Without waiting for an answer, she gives
the reason. 'It's because the Welsh Presbyterian Calvinists
do not believe in any kind of distracting
decoration in their places of worship - even
flowers. The aslant windowsills preclude
anyone from placing flowers in the church'.
We look at each other and breathe a deep
sigh of resignation.
'Why do so many Christians set themselves
against the elemental beauty of God's world
- how pitiful - how pathetic - how unutterably
sorrowful? I answer.
We look at the dark pews and grey walls.
A few errant shafts of light manage to sneak
through the narrow windows. The air is dank
and smells of old hymnals and dead ideas.
Freja slides her fingers along the dark oaken
handrails that surround the godless altar,
'How could anybody rejoice in the Lord in
this dispiriting cicatrise of despondency?'
My son Leif appears in the doorway followed
by Freja. They are both smiling in welcome.
Soon we embrace and I kiss my son in our
family fashion. Freja is her usual animated
self. Her youthful skittering intelligent
chatter is now replaced by a governed, breezy
pragmatic conversational style, no doubt
engendered by the necessities of professional
caution in her study and teaching of archaeology
at university and elsewhere.
The small compact village lies at the far
end of a sequestered river valley, my daughter's
husband John is away in Turkey and Leif is
staying with his sister to keep her company
in this isolated abode. Later, my youngest
daughter Kirsti arrives with my beautiful
auburn haired granddaughter Rosie.
At the dining table, we tuck in to a delicious
vegetarian Cornish pasty helped down by a
bottle of Spanish red wine.
'Whose dog is that?' I enquire, pointing
through the window with only mild interest.
'That's Cerberus, Freja's neighbour's dog,' winks Kirsti,
her eyes disappearing upwards into her forehead
until only the whites are showing.
'She doesn't get on with him I'm afraid,'
she adds conspiratorially.
'Who? The dog?' I say, pretending I don't
understand.
'No, his owner silly, Mr. Buddenhardt who
lives in the cottage opposite,' she laughs
and helps herself to a wedge of pasty.
'Michael! She calls in an affected falsetto voice.
'That's how his wife Angelina calls him when
he's pottering in his garden and she wants
him in to rub her back.
Michael! It's time to rub my botty-bot!'
'Freja calls him Mr Puddinghead for spite.' She grins and turns to call Rosie
to come and take her seat at the table and
then continues:
'Apparently, he and his wife are real snobs.
The other day he asked a visitor to Maureen's
house - Maureen who lives next door but one,'
she explains, if he'd mind moving his car
because he was spoiling their view.'
'Spoiling their view of what?' asks the little
girl
'I don't know,' responds her mother shaking
her head, 'view of the mountain I suppose?'
A that moment Freja joins us from the kitchen
and falls in with the conversation.
'They're just irritating old farts,' she
snorts. 'They even asked the young couple
further up the hill whose house is up for
sale, if they'd move the For Sale sign further
in from the roadside for the same reason
- it was spoiling their view. Everyone hates
them around here.'
She grabs her plate and selects her food.
'In fact,' she continues, 'they're the only
negative element in the whole set-up as far
as we're concerned. The place would be idyllic
but for them.'
She looks thoughtfully out of the window,
her fork still in her mouth.
'I'm sure he's poisoned that beautiful sycamore
tree - the one that's growing by the small
bridge. He says that the roots have grown
into the brickwork of the footbridge and
have undermined it. He wants to cut it down,
he seems to have a thing against trees, but
I said no. In fact the tree is growing on
public land and belongs to neither of us,
but he seems to think its mine. I haven't
bothered to disabuse him of this misconception,'
Freja giggles. 'Anyway,' she goes on, 'I'm
sure he's poured some poisonous fluid around
the bowl of the tree, there's a funny chemical
smell around there.' She points a finger
through the window. 'Look!' she says. 'Look
at the way the leaves have shrivelled and
the topmost branches have wilted.'
Leif has been eating silently, but now he
raises his head. 'If he has done that,' he explodes, still
chewing a mouthful of food, 'he's probably
poisoned the stream as well, for the poison
will leech down and get into the water.'
'Unfortunately, you've no proof that's the
problem,' I say. 'Nobody actually saw him
do the dirty deed. The usual method is to
bore a hole with a brace and bit into the
trunk with the hole pointing down a bit,
and then to pour the chemical poison in that
way.'
Freja nods vigorously. 'He's already cut
down two beautiful elm trees on his own property
because he said that they were spoiling his
view,' she says bitterly. 'The man's a nutter,
every morning just as it's getting light
he walks that dog Cerberus over the bridge
and along the path on this side of the stream.
Come rain or shine - there he is, it doesn't
matter if it's pissing down with rain. When
John's home, he always wakes him, for he's
a light sleeper and the sound of Puddenhead's
footsteps scrunching on the gravel always
wakes him up. On fine mornings he's dressed
in his pyjamas and dressing gown,' she scoffs,
'I'm sure he thinks he's back in Poona in
the days of the Raj.'
''Ooooooh! I wouldn't like to be him if the
poison does pollute the river,' whispers
Kirsti with mock concern. Remember the name
of the brook Freja - it's the Gwrach isn't
it?
'What's that mean in English? asks Rosie,
with eyes open wide.
'Gwrach means witch in Welsh, says Freja quietly
- but don't worry Rosie, she adds, as she
sees the child's concern - 'There's no wicked
witch going to hurt you darling.'
'Serve the bastard right if the spirit of
the old witch gets him,' says Leif gruffly
as he stabs a piece of potato. 'He needs his balls ripping off for doing
a thing like that!' He slides his chair up
closer to the window and looks out. 'Blimey!
There's going to be one hell of a storm tonight,'
he says craning his head to look up at the
mountaintops, 'look at those black clouds
over Nant-y-Glôg.' 'Make sure all the windows
are shut tonight folks,' murmurs Freja urgently,
'when it blows in these parts it really blasts,
because the valley acts as a funnel for the
wind.'
That night, as I lie in bed I can hear the
wind snapping and squalling around gable
ends of the house. Every so often, the sound
of wild rhythmic banging rives the air as
the wind catches some wooden structure in
its wild grasp and shakes it in its teeth.
An anguished moaning sound flows out from
the fireplace, as if the bedevilled wind
is trying to enter via the chimney and ransack
the house.
In spite of the deafening tumult, my eyelids
droop. It has been a long drive down from
North Lancashire, and eventually I fall into
a fitful sleep.
I am awakened from my slumber by an ear-splitting
roar. The whole house shivers as a terrifying
series of creaks and screeches ring out above
the mad high pitched shrilling of the wind.
Rain lashes against the windowpanes. I hear
the urgent voice of Leif floating up from
outside the house.
'Dad!' Come quickly!'
As I'm buckling my trouser belt, I sweep
back the curtain and peer out through the
streaming glass into the early morning light.
My heart skips a beat as I view the frightful
scene below me.
The huge sycamore tree lies athwart the stream.
The footbridge is collapsed - and even worse,
a man struggles up to his neck in the roaring
spate trapped by the root system of the fallen
tree. I throw on my coat and almost fall
down the stairs and out into the swirling
storm. I am buffeted by the wind, as half-crouching
I fight my way towards the figure of Leif
who is kneeling at the back of his Landrover
tying a rope to a bracket.
'Buddenhardt has fallen in the Gwrach. He
is hanging on to a tree-root. We're going
to try and pull him out with this rope!'
Leif shouts, as the wind catches his voice.
'Freja's down by what's left of the bridge
with Mr Buddenhardt, although there's nothing
she can do. Here! Grab the end of this rope
and try to get him to put the loop under
his arms with the knot in high up on his
chest if possible. Don't worry, it's not
a slip knot so it won't crush him.' I hear
his words before they are whisked away by
the blast towards the glowering mountainside
with its canopy of madly flailing shrubbery.
He looks up at me his hair is in streaks
over his eyes. 'When he has the rope on -
tell me. I'll ease forward slowly to see
if we can drag him out. I don't think we'll
do it though, for the old guy keeps screaming
that his legs are trapped in the roots. I'm
scared I'll rip his legs off if I 'm not
careful.'
My son gets to his feet and wrenches open
the door of the vehicle.
'Go on Dad for Christ's sake hurry up!' He
sits in the vehicle and slides the widow
open. 'By the way,' he shouts, 'Wave up with
your hand for forward, and down for stop
- OK?'
'Yes!' I call - 'Understood! I'm amazed and
impressed with my son's calm authoritative
grasp of the situation. I follow his orders
without question.
I run to the lip of the stream where Freja
lies full length on the grass peering down
at the struggling figure of Buddenhardt.
'He's trapped by the roots of the tree,'
she shouts in my ear.'
Glancing down the steep clay bank, I can
only see his head and shoulders. The water
is twice its usual level and the tree-roots
are flailing around in the strong current
like ferocious whips.
'Hold on!' I shout down to the terrified
face below me. Coffee coloured water surges
around him, often engulfing his bald head
and then falling back to expose his pyjama
clad shoulders as it gouts and gushes over
the debris of earth and slate from the collapsed
bridge. Roots, torn free from the collapsed
bridge structure thrash about above the water
like some evil flailing octopus. The lower
end of the tree is completely broken off
from the upper trunk. Just a few wooden sinews
remain to conjoin it to the submerged thick
bowl with its Medusa's head of wriggling
roots.
'Grab this rope and put the loop over your
head and under your armpits,' I scream.
The rope is lowered down towards his outstretched
quivering hand, but as it is just a few inches
away, a wriggling threshing root emerges
from the water and winds itself around the
neck of the goggle-eyed terrified victim.
A groaning, grinding roar floats up from
the impacted mass of soil, slate and masonry
that chokes up the abominable flood below
us, and then in slow motion the dam begins
to slide. The pressure of backed up water
is inexorable. With a shudder, the mass shifts
as the whole root system begins a slow roll.
We watch helplessly as the screaming head
of Buddenhardt is dragged slowly beneath
the surface of the bubbling water.
Leif has joined us on the bank, leaving the
engine of the Landrover running. We lie there
silently on the waterside. Only Freja's sobs
and the tentative sound of birdsong break
the sudden silence, the wind has stopped.
I hear a whimper and a warm tongue slaps
my cheek; it is the black dog Cerberus.
I turn to my daughter and put a quaking arm
around her shoulders. She is scraping at
the ground with a piece of twig. Now she's
pressing something into the soil. Leif and
I watch silently as she squeezes a sycamore
pod into the loam.
'Well the Gwrach got her revenge,' she says
softly. 'The bridge obviously gave way just
as he was crossing over for his ritual walk.
I see that Cerberus escaped. The poison must
have damaged the roots and weakened the strength
of the bridge?' Her eyes meet our questioning
gaze. 'The seed? I plucked it from that broken
branch.' Her green Celtic eyes are shining.
'The Gwrach would wish it so.'
Leif nudges me in the ribs and points a finger
at the opposite bank.
'Look! He says hoarsely, 'do you see what
I see?
There, dangling on the end of a thin, sinuous, root that protrudes from the collapsed brookside, and swaying in the keening wind, is a pair of pendant bloodied human testicles. |
