THIS LAND IS OUR LAND - OR IS IT?
In the London of the forties I saw my first
Indian. That that's what he was, there was
no doubt. Though disappointingly he wore
a dark suit his head was sublimely encased
in a white turban. And I knew then and there
that my life's ambition was to be an Indian.
Over fifty years later my aspirations
have somewhat cooled. Now, when I see local
traders in kameezes, I become unaccountably
irritated, and a whole right-wing monologue
unfolds behind my eyes: why do they come
here when they don't even appear to like
us? Is it for the political system (milder
police brutality, better concealed corruption)?
Is it for Benefits? Is it for greater commercial
opportunities? Of course it's not only dress
styles from the Subcontinent. There are keffiyehs,
abas, yashmaks, burnouses, sarongs, saris
and kimonos. There are Iranian women in hijab,
Afghans in burkas, Sikhs with concealed weapons.
And I tell myself there's a place for everything
but that everywhere is not the place.
When I cycled out of the Spanish
enclave of Ceuta into the abutting African
town, I was delighted to see djellabahs among
overladen donkeys and cones of spice. But
that was Morocco, not Liverpool or Southall.
I said that my irritation was unaccountable,
but surely we should try to account for what
is perhaps only superficially inexplicable.
One of our most common complaints about immigrants
is that they don't bother to assimilate;
their mode of dress is at the same time the
most conspicuous sign of this and the most
superficial. It's as if they'd forced their
way into our homes and not even recognised
that we were there.
Thus the concept 'home' is
extended to the whole of the British Isles
- or at least that part of it we regard as
our own. Now a moment's thought will cast
doubt on the right of a people to say, 'This
land is ours.' All 244,100 square kilometres
of it? We're caretakers at the very most
- and pretty bad ones at that. But owners?
There is a minority of our citizens that
have legal rights to smaller or greater portions
of the land mass; but this is simply because,
when the jurists were developing the law
of land ownership, they hadn't read Proudhon's
judgement that 'property is theft'. I'm not
suggesting the socialist was completely right.
How indeed can it be theft unless the land
belonged to someone or something in the first
place? But neither was he completely wrong.
It's true that many animals are territorial.
The redbreast's song sounds sweet to us but
to other redbreasts is an aggressive warning;
a wolf lifts a leg to mark the boundaries
of his domain. Yet there's no right to land
that's sung or urinated over in this way,
nor is there any law of property inheritance
for them. When the robin's call is silenced
and the wolf's urine evaporated, others will
become owners while they have the strength
to do so. Indeed among humans the concept
of property is not universal - though it
is indeed rapidly becoming so.
Hunter-gatherers such as Plains
Indians were bewildered by the spectacle
of whites staking claims to the land, which
they thought no one could 'own'. It's in
societies based on agriculture (probably
now between 90 and 95% of our population)
that land law or custom prevails. In exchange
for fees or services we are granted a magical
document whose very name deed bears witness
to its efficacy and power. However, this
kind of ownership, chimerical as it is, is
altogether different from that claimed by
a whole people with a shared history for
the land they live in. In the latter case
we haven't legalised so much as sentimentalised;
we use whatever fragments of the national
culture we're in possession of to lay a very
nebulous but heartfelt claim to the country.
When we were overrun by the
Danes, the Saxons and the French, within
a few generations it was difficult to see
the difference. Now we feel we're being invaded,
though by no foreign levies or armies, but
by people who - without significant miscegenation
- will still look different after centuries.
It's not that we like our own people
- we don't. It's simply that kameezies bring
us closer together in a solidarity of trainers
and sweat pants. Besides, mankind is seldom
happy unless thoroughly miserable. There
is no reason why these people should adopt
our mode of dress, why they should learn
to love us or why they should not sweep down
on us in overwhelming numbers. I'm afraid
that the kameez irritation is as unreasonable
as the glamour of that first turban.