| Under Milk Wood |
| A Play for Voices by Dylan Thomas |
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(27 October 1914 – 9 November 1953
An all-seeing narrator invites the audience
to listen to the dreams and innermost thoughts
of the inhabitants of an imaginary
small Welsh village, Llareggub ("bugger all" spelt backwards) – though re-spelt
in early editions as Llaregyb so as not to offend) |
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UNDER MILK WOOD
[Silence]
FIRST VOICE (Very softly)
To begin at the beginning:
It is spring, moonless night in the small
town, starless and bible-black, the cobblestreets
silent and the hunched, courters'-and-rabbits'
wood limping invisible down to the sloeblack,
slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing
sea. The houses are blind as moles (though
moles see fine to-night in the snouting,
velvet dingles) or blind as Captain Cat there
in the muffled middle by the pump and the
town clock, the shops in mourning, the Welfare
Hall in widows' weeds. And all the people
of the lulled and dumbfound town are sleeping
now.
Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers,
the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners,
cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican,
the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard,
dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot
cocklewomen and the tidy wives. Young girls
lie bedded soft or glide in their dreams,
with rings and trousseaux, bridesmaided by
glowworms down the aisles of the organplaying
wood. The boys are dreaming wicked or of
the bucking ranches of the night and the
jollyrodgered sea. And the anthracite statues
of the horses sleep in the fields, and the
cows in the byres, and the dogs in the wetnosed
yards; and the cats nap in the slant corners
or lope sly, streaking and needling, on the
one cloud of the roofs.
You can hear the dew falling, and the hushed
town breathing. Only your eyes are unclosed
to see the black and folded town fast, and
slow, asleep. And you alone can hear the
invisible starfall, the darkest-beforedawn
minutely dewgrazed stir of the black, dab-filled
sea where the Arethusa, the Curlew and the
Skylark, Zanzibar, Rhiannon, the Rover, the
Cormorant, and the Star of Wales tilt and
ride.
Listen. It is night moving in the streets,
the processional salt slow musical wind in
Coronation Street and Cockle Row, it is the
grass growing on Llaregyb Hill, dewfall,
starfall, the sleep of birds in Milk Wood.
Listen. It is night in the chill, squat chapel,
hymning in bonnet and brooch and bombazine
black, butterfly choker and bootlace bow,
coughing like nannygoats, sucking mintoes,
fortywinking hallelujah; night in the four-ale,
quiet as a domino; in Ocky Milkman's lofts
like a mouse with gloves; in Dai Bread's
bakery flying like black flour. It is to-night
in Donkey Street, trotting silent, With seaweed
on its hooves, along the cockled cobbles,
past curtained fernpot, text and trinket,
harmonium, holy dresser, watercolours done
by hand, china dog and rosy tin teacaddy.
It is night neddying among the snuggeries
of babies.
Look. It is night, dumbly, royally winding
through the Coronation cherry trees; going
through the graveyard of Bethesda with winds
gloved and folded, and dew doffed; tumbling
by the Sailors Arms.
Time passes. Listen. Time passes.
Come closer now.
Only you can hear the houses sleeping in
the streets in the slow deep salt and silent
black, bandaged night. Only you can see,
in the blinded bedrooms, the coms. and petticoats
over the chairs, the jugs and basins, the
glasses of teeth, Thou Shalt Not on the wall,
and the yellowing dickybird-watching pictures
of the dead. Only you can hear and see, behind
the eyes of the sleepers, the movements and
countries and mazes and colours and dismays
and rainbows and tunes and wishes and flight
and fall and despairs and big seas of their
dreams.
From where you are, you can hear their dreams.
Captain Cat, the retired blind sea-captain,
asleep in his bunk in the seashelled, ship-in-bottled,
shipshape best cabin of Schooner House dreams
of
SECOND VOICE
never such seas as any that swamped the decks
of his S. S. Kidwelly bellying over the bedclothes
and jellyfish-slippery sucking him down salt
deep into the Davy dark where the fish come
biting out and nibble him down to his wishbone,
and the long drowned nuzzle up to him.
FIRST DROWNED
Remember me, Captain?
CAPTAIN CAT
You're Dancing Williams!
FIRST DROWNED
I lost my step in Nantucket.
SECOND DROWNED
Do you see me, Captain? the white bone talking?
I'm Tom-Fred the donkeyman... we shared the
same girl once... her name was Mrs Probert...
WOMAN'S VOICE
Rosie Probert, thirty three Duck Lane. Come
on up, boys, I'm dead.
THIRD DROWNED
Hold me, Captain, I'm Jonah Jarvis, come
to a bad end, very enjoyable.
FOURTH DROWNED
Alfred Pomeroy Jones, sea-lawyer, born in
Mumbles, sung like a linnet, crowned you
with a flagon, tattooed with mermaids, thirst
like a dredger, died of blisters.
FIRST DROWNED
This skull at your earhole is
FIFTH DROWNED
Curly Bevan. Tell my auntie it was me that
pawned he ormolu clock.
CAPTAIN CAT
Aye, aye, Curly.
SECOND DROWNED
Tell my missus no I never
THIRD DROWNED
I never done what she said I never.
FOURTH DROWNED
Yes they did.
FIFTH DROWNED
And who brings coconuts and shawls and parrots
to my Gwen now?
FIRST DROWNED
How's it above?
SECOND DROWNED
Is there rum and laverbread?
THIRD DROWNED
Bosoms and robins?
FOURTH DROWNED
Concertinas?
FIFTH DROWNED
Ebenezer's bell?
FIRST DROWNED
Fighting and onions?
SECOND DROWNED
And sparrows and daisies?
THIRD DROWNED
Tiddlers in a jamjar?
FOURTH DROWNED
Buttermilk and whippets?
FIFTH DROWNED
Rock-a-bye baby?
FIRST DROWNED
Washing on the line?
SECOND DROWNED
And old girls in the snug?
THIRD DROWNED
How's the tenors in Dowlais?
FOURTH DROWNED
Who milks the cows in Maesgwyn?
FIFTH DROWNED
When she smiles, is there dimples?
FIRST DROWNED
What's the smell of parsley?
CAPTAIN CAT
Oh, my dead dears!
FIRST VOICE
From where you are you can hear in Cockle
Row in the spring, moonless night, Miss Price,
dressmaker and sweetshop-keeper, dream of
SECOND VOICE her lover, tall as the town
clock tower, Samsonsyrup-gold-maned, whacking
thighed and piping hot, thunderbolt-bass'd
and barnacle-breasted, flailing up the cockles
with his eyes like blowlamps and scooping
low over her lonely loving hotwaterbottled
body.
MR EDWARDS
Myfanwy Price!
MISS PRICE
Mr Mog Edwards!
MR EDWARDS
I am a draper mad with love. I love you more
than all the flannelette and calico, candlewick,
dimity, crash and merino, tussore, cretonne,
crepon, muslin, poplin, ticking and twill
in the whole Cloth Hall of the world. I have
come to take you away to my Emporium on the
hill, where the change hums on wires. Throw
away your little bedsocks and your Welsh
wool knitted jacket, I will warm the sheets
like an electric toaster, I will lie by your
side like the Sunday roast.
MISS PRICE
I will knit you a wallet of forget-me-not
blue, for the money, to be comfy. I will
warm your heart by the fire so that you can
slip it in under your vest when the shop
is closed.
MR EDWARDS
Myfanwy, Myfanwy, before the mice gnaw at
your bottom drawer will you say
MISS PRICE
Yes, Mog, yes, Mog, yes, yes, yes.
MR EDWARDS
And all the bells of the tills of the town
shall ring for our wedding.
[Noise of money-tills and chapel bells
FIRST VOICE
Come now, drift up the dark, come up the
drifting sea-dark street now in the dark
night seesawing like the sea, to the bible-black
airless attic over Jack Black the cobbler's
shop where alone and savagely Jack Black
sleeps in a nightshirt tied to his ankles
with elastic and dreams of
SECOND VOICE
chasing the naughty couples down the grassgreen
gooseberried double bed of the wood, flogging
the tosspots in the spit-and-sawdust, driving
out the bare bold girls from the sixpenny
hops of his nightmares.
JACK BLACK (Loudly)
Ach y fi! Ach y fi!
FIRST VOICE
Evans the Death, the undertaker,
SECOND VOICE
laughs high and aloud in his sleep and curls
up his toes as he sees, upon waking fifty
years ago, snow lie deep on the goosefield
behind the sleeping house ; and he runs out
into the field where his mother is making
welsh-cakes in the snow, and steals a fistful
of snowflakes and currants and climbs back
to bed to eat them cold and sweet under the
warm, white clothes while his mother dances
in the snow kitchen crying out for her lost
currants.
FIRST VOICE
And in the little pink-eyed cottage next
to the undertaker's, lie, alone, the seventeen
snoring gentle stone of Mister Waldo, rabbitcatcher,
barber, herbalist, catdoctor, quack, his
fat pink hands, palms up, over the edge of
the patchwork quilt, his black boots neat
and tidy in the washing-basin, his bowler
on a nail above the bed, a milk stout and
a slice of cold bread pudding under the pillow;
and, dripping in the dark, he dreams of
MOTHER
This little piggy went to market This little
piggy stayed at home This little piggy had
roast beef This little piggy had none And
this little piggy went
LITTLE BOY
wee wee wee wee wee
MOTHER
all the way home to
WIFE (Screaming)
Waldo! Wal-do!
MR WALDO
Yes, Blodwen love?
WIFE
Oh, what'll the neighbours say, what'll the
neighbours...
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Poor Mrs Waldo
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
What she puts up with
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Never should of married
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
If she didn't had to
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Same as her mother
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
There's a husband for you
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Bad as his father
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
And you know where he ended
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Up in the asylum
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
Crying for his ma
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Every Saturday
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
He hasn't got a log
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
And carrying on
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
With that Mrs Beattie Morris
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Up in the quarry
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
And seen her baby
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
It's got his nose
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
Oh it makes my heart bleed
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
What he'll do for drink
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
He sold the pianola to
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
And her sewing machine
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
Falling in the gutter
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Talking to the lamp-post
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
Using language
FIRST NEIGHBOUR
Singing in the w
SECOND NEIGHBOUR
Poor Mrs Waldo
WIFE (Tearfully)
... Oh, Waldo, Waldo!
MR WALDO
Hush, love, hush. I'm widower Waldo now.
MOTHER (Screaming)
Waldo, Wal-do!
LITTLE BOY
Yes, our mum?
MOTHER
Oh, what'll the neighbours say, what'll the
neighbours...
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Black as a chimbley
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Ringing doorbells
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Breaking windows
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Making mudpies
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Stealing currants
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Chalking words
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Saw him in the bushes
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Playing mwchins
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Send him to bed without any supper
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Give him sennapods and lock him in the dark
THIRD NEIGHBOUR
Off to the reformatory
FOURTH NEIGHBOUR
Off to the reformatory
TOGETHER
Learn him with a slipper on his b. t. m.
ANOTHER MOTHER (Screaming)
Waldo, Wal-do! what you doing with our Matti?
LITTLE BOY
Give us a kiss, Matti Richards.
LITTLE GIRL
Give us a penny then.
MR WALDO
I only got a halfpenny.
FIRST WOMAN
Lips is a penny.
PREACHER
Will you take this woman Matti Richards
SECOND WOMAN
Dulcie Prothero
THIRD WOMAN
Effie Bevan
FOURTH WOMAN
Lil the Gluepot
FIFTH WOMAN
Mrs Flusher
WIFE
Blodwen Bowen
PREACHER
To be your awful wedded wife
LITTLE BOY (Screaming)
No, no, no!
FIRST VOICE
Now, in her iceberg-white, holily laundered
crinoline nightgown, under virtuous polar
sheets, in her spruced and scoured dust-defying
bedroom in trig and trim Bay View, a house
for paying guests, at the top of the town,
Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard widow, twice, of Mr
Ogmore, linoleum, retired, and Mr Pritchard,
failed bookmaker, who maddened by besoming,
swabbing and scrubbing, the voice of the
vacuum-cleaner and the fume of polish, ironically
swallowed disinfectant, fidgets in her rinsed
sleep, wakes in a dream, and nudges in the
ribs dead Mr Ogmore, dead Mr Pritchard, ghostly
on either side.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
Mr Ogmore!
Mr Pritchard!
It is time to inhale your balsam.
MR OGMORE
Oh, Mrs Ogmore!
MR PRITCHARD
Oh, Mrs Pritchard!
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
Soon it will be time to get up.
Tell me your tasks, in order.
MR OGMORE
I must put my pyjamas in the drawer marked
pyjamas.
MR PRITCHARD
I must take my cold bath which is good for
me.
MR OGMORE
I must wear my flannel band to ward off sciatica.
MR PRITCHARD
I must dress behind the curtain and put on
my apron.
MR OGMORE
I must blow my nose.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
In the garden, if you please.
MR OGMORE
In a piece of tissue-paper which I afterwards
burn.
MR PRITCHARD
I must take my salts which are nature's friend.
MR OGMORE
I must boil the drinking water because of
germs.
MR PRITCHARD
I must make my herb tea which is free from
tannin.
MR OGMORE
And have a charcoal biscuit which is good
for me.
MR PRITCHARD
I may smoke one pipe of asthma mixture.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
In the woodshed, if you please.
MR PRITCHARD
And dust the parlour and spray the canary.
IS
MR OGMORE
I must put on rubber gloves and search the
peke for fleas.
MR PRITCHARD
I must dust the blinds and then I must raise
them.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
And before you let the sun in, mind it wipes
its shoes.
FIRST VOICE
In Butcher Beynon's, Gossamer Beynon, daughter,
schoolteacher, dreaming deep, daintily ferrets
under a fluttering hummock of chicken's feathers
in a slaughterhouse that has chintz curtains
and a three-pieced suite, and finds, with
no surprise, a small rough ready man with
a bushy tail winking in a paper carrier.
GOSSAMER BEYNON
At last, my love,
FIRST VOICE
sighs Gossamer Beynon. And the bushy tail
wags rude and ginger.
ORGAN MORGAN
Help,
SECOND VOICE
cries Organ Morgan, the organist, in his
dream,
ORGAN MORGAN
There is perturbation and music in Coronation
Street! All the spouses are honking like
geese and the babies singing opera. P. C.
Attila Rees has got his truncheon out and
is playing cadenzas by the pump, the cows
from Sunday Meadow ring like reindeer, and
on the roof of Handel Villa see the Women's
Welfare hoofing, bloomered, in the moon.
FIRST VOICE
At the sea-end of town, Mr and Mrs Floyd,
the cocklers, are sleeping as quiet as death,
side by wrinkled side, toothless, salt and
brown, like two old kippers In a box.
And high above, in Salt Lake Farm, Mr Utah
Watkins counts, all night, the wife-faced
sheep as they leap the knees on the hill,
smiling and knitting and bleating just like
Mrs Utah Watkins.
UTAH WATKINS (Yawning)
Thirty - four, thirty - five, thirty - six,
forty - eight, eighty-nine...
MRS UTAH WATKINS (Bleating)
Knit one slip one Knit two together Pass
the slipstitch over...
FIRST VOICE
Ocky Milkman, drowned asleep in Cockle Street,
is emptying his churns into the Dewi River,
OCKY MILKMAN (Whispering)
regardless of expense,
FIRST VOICE
and weeping like a funeral.
SECOND VOICE
Cherry Owen, next door, lifts a tankard to
his but nothing flows out of it. He shakes
the tankar ' It turns into a fish. He drinks
the fish.
FIRST VOICE
P. C. Attila Rees lumps out of bed, dead
to the dar and still foghorning, and drags
out his helmet from under the bed; but deep
in the backyard lock-up of his slee a mean
voice murmurs
A VOICE (Murmuring)
You'll be sorry for this in the morning,
FIRST VOICE
and he heave-ho's back to bed. His helmet
swashes in the dark.
SECOND VOICE
Willy Nilly, postman, asleep up street, walks
fourteen miles to deliver the post as he
does every day of the night, and rat-a-tats
hard and sharp on Mrs Willy Nilly.
MRS WILLY NILLY
Don't spank me, please, teacher,
SECOND VOICE
whimpers his wife at his side, but every
night of her married life she has been late
for school.
FIRST VOICE
Sinbad Sailors, over the taproom of the Sailors
Arms, hugs his damp pillow whose secret name
is Gossamer Beynon.
A mogul catches Lily Smalls in the wash-house.
LILY SMALLS
Ooh, you old mogul!
SECOND VOICE
Mrs Rose Cottage's eldest, Mae, peals off
her pink-and-white skin in a furnace in a
tower in a cave in a waterfall in a wood
and waits there raw as an onion for Mister
Right to leap up the burning tall hollow
splashes of leaves like a brilliantined trout.
MAE ROSE COTTAGE (Very close and softly,
drawing out the words)
Call me Dolores Like they do in the stories.
FIRST VOICE
Alone until she dies, Bessie Bighead, hired
help, born in the workhouse, smelling of
the cowshed, snores bass and gruff on a couch
of straw in a loft in Salt Lake Farm and
picks a posy of daisies in Sunday Meadow
to put on the grave of Gomer Owen who kissed
her once by the pig-sty when she wasn't looking
and never kissed her again although she was
looking all the time.
And the Inspectors of Cruelty fly down into
Mrs Butcher Brynon's dream to persecute Mr
Beynon for selling
BUTCHER BEYNON
owlmeat, dogs' eyes, manchop.
SECOND VOICE
Mr Beynon, in butcher's bloodied apron, spring-heels
down Coronation Street, a finger, not his
own, in his mouth. Straightfaced in his cunning
sleep he pulls the legs of his dreams and
BUTCHER BEYNON
hunting on pigback shoots down the wild giblets.
ORGAN MORGAN (High and softly)
Help!
GOSSAMER BEYNON (Softly)
My foxy darling.
FIRST VOICE
Now behind the eyes and secrets of the dreamers
in the streets rocked to sleep by the sea,
see the
SECOND VOICE
titbits and topsyturvies, bobs and buttontops,
bags and bones, ash and rind and dandruff
and nailparings, saliva and snowflakes and
moulted feathers of dreams, the wrecks and
sprats and shells and fishbones, whale-juice
and moonshine and small salt fry dished up
by the hidden sea.
FIRST VOICE
The owls are hunting. Look, over Bethesda
gravestones one hoots and swoops and catches
a mouse by Hannah Rees, Beloved Wife. And
in Coronation Street, which you alone can
see it is so dark under the chapel in the
skies, the Reverend Eli Jenkins, poet, preacher,
turns in his deep towards-dawn sleep and
dreams of
REV. ELI JENKINS
Eisteddfodau.
SECOND VOICE
He intricately rhymes, to the music of crwth
and pibgorn, all night long in his druid's
seedy nightie in a beer-tent black with parchs.
FIRST VOICE
Mr Pugh, schoolmaster, fathoms asleep, pretends
to be sleeping, spies foxy round the droop
of his nightcap and pssst! whistles up
MR PUGH
Murder.
FIRST VOICE
Mrs Organ Morgan, groceress, coiled grey
like a dormouse, her paws to her ears, conjures
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
Silence.
SECOND VOICE
She sleeps very dulcet in a cove of wool,
and trumpeting Organ Morgan at her side snores
no louder than a spider.
FIRST VOICE
Mary Ann Sailors dreams of
MARY ANN SAILORS
The Garden of Eden.
FIRST VOICE
She comes in her smock-frock and clogs
MARY ANN SAILORS
away from the cool scrubbed cobbled kitchen
with the Sunday-school pictures on the whitewashed
wall and the farmers' almanac hung above
the settle and the sides of bacon on the
ceiling hooks, and goes down the cockleshelled
paths of that applepie kitchen garden, ducking
under the gippo's clothespegs, catching her
apron on the blackcurrant bushes, past beanrows
and onion-bed and tomatoes ripening on the
wall towards the old man playing the harmonium
in the orchard, and sits down on the grass
at his side and shells the green peas that
grow up through the lap of her frock that
brushes the dew.
FIRST VOICE
In Donkey Street, so furred with sleep, Dai
Bread, Polly Garter, Nogood Boyo, and Lord
Cut-Glass sigh before the dawn that is about
to be and dream of
DAI BREAD
Harems.
POLLY GARTER
Babies.
NOGOOD BOYO
Nothing.
LORD CUT-GLASS
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.
FIRST VOICE
Time passes. Listen. Time passes. An owl
flies I home past Bethesda, to a chapel in
an oak. And the dawn inches up.
[One distant bell-note, faintly reverberating
FIRST VOICE
Stand on this hill. This is Llaregyb Hill,
old as the hills, high, cool, and green,
and from this small circle, of stones, made
not by druids but by Mrs Beynon's Billy,
you can see all the town below you sleeping
in the first of the dawn.
You can hear the love-sick woodpigeons mooning
in bed. A dog barks in his sleep, farmyards
away. The town ripples like a lake in the
waking haze.
VOICE OF A GUIDE-BOOK
Less than five hundred souls inhabit the
three quaint streets and the few narrow by-lanes
and scattered farmsteads that constitute
this small, decaying watering-place which
may, indeed, be called a 'backwater of life'
without disrespect to its natives who possess,
to this day, a salty individuality of their
own. The main street, Coronation Street,
consists, for the most part, of humble, two-storied
houses many of which attempt to achieve some
measure of gaiety by prinking themselves
out in crude colours and by the liberal use
of pinkwash, though there are remaining a
few eighteenth-century houses of more pretension,
if, on the whole, in a sad state of disrepair.
Though there is little to attract the hillclimber,
the healthseeker, the sportsman, or the weekending
motorist, the contemplative may, if sufficiently
attracted to spare it some leisurely hours,
find, in its cobbled streets and its little
fishing harbour, in its several curious customs,
and in the conversation of its local 'characters,'
some of that picturesque sense of the past
so frequently lacking in towns and villages
which have kept more abreast of the times.
The River Dewi is said to abound in trout,
but is much poached. The one place of worship,
with its neglected graveyard, is of no architectural
interest.
[A cock crows
FIRST VOICE
The principality of the sky lightens now,
over our green hill, into spring morning
larked and crowed and belling.
[Slow bell notes
FIRST VOICE
Who pulls the townhall bellrope but blind
Captain Cat? One by one, the sleepers are
rung out of sleep this one morning as every
morning. And soon you shall see the chimneys'
slow upflying snow as Captain Cat, in sailor's
cap and seaboots, announces to-day with his
loud get-out-of-bed bell.
SECOND VOICE
The Reverend Eli Jenkins, in Bethesda House,
gropes out of bed into his preacher's black,
combs back his bard's white hair, forgets
to wash, pads barefoot downstairs, opens
the front door, stands in the doorway and,
looking out at the day and up at the eternal
hill, and hearing the sea break and the gab
of birds, remembers his own verses and tells
them softly to empty Coronation Street that
is rising and raising its blinds.
REV. ELI JENKINS
Dear Gwalia! I know there are Towns lovelier
than ours, And fairer hills and loftier far,
And groves more full of flowers,
And boskier woods more blithe with spring
And bright with birds' adorning, And sweeter
bards than I to sing Their praise this beauteous
morning.
By Cader Idris, tempest-torn, Or Moel yr
Wyddfa's glory, Carnedd Llewelyn beauty born,
Plinlimmon old in story,
By mountains where King Arthur dreams, By
Penmaenmawr defiant, Llaregyb Hill a molehill
seems, A pygmy to a giant.
By Sawdde, Senny, Dovey, Dee, Edw, Eden,
Aled, all, Taff and Towy broad and free,
Llyfnant with its waterfall,
Claerwen, Cleddau, Dulais, Daw, Ely, Gwili,
Ogwr, Nedd, Small is our River Dewi, Lord,
A baby on a rushy bed.
By Carreg Cennen, King of time, Our Heron
Head is only A bit of stone with seaweed
spread Where gulls come to be lonely.
A tiny dingle is Milk Wood By Golden Grove
'neath Grongar, But let me choose and oh!
I should Love all my life and longer
To stroll among our trees and stray In Goosegog
Lane, on Donkey Down, And hear the Dewi sing
all day, And never, never leave the town.
SECOND VOICE
The Reverend Jenkins closes the front door.
His morning service is over.
[Slow bell notes
FIRST VOICE
Now, woken at last by the out-of-bed-sleepy-head-Polly-put-
the-kettle-on townhall bell, Lily Smalls,
Mrs Beynon's treasure, comes downstairs from
a dream of royalty who all night long went
larking with her full of sauce in the Milk
Wood dark, and puts the kettle on the primus
ring in Mrs Beynon's kitchen, and looks at
herself in Mr Beynon's shaving-glass over
the sink, and sees:
LILY SMALLS
Oh there's a face! Where you get that hair
from? Got it from a old tom cat. Give it
back then, love. Oh there's a perm!
Where you get that nose from, Lily? Got it
from my father, silly. You've got it on upside
down! Oh there's a conk!
Look at your complexion! Oh no, you look.
Needs a bit of make-up. Needs a veil. Oh
there's glamour!
Where you get that smile, Lil? Never you
mind, girl. Nobody loves you. That's what
you think.
Who is it loves you? Shan't tell. Come on,
Lily. Cross your heart then? Cross my heart.
FIRST VOICE
And very softly, her lips almost touching
her reflection, she breathes the name and
clouds the shaving-glass.
MRS BEYNON (Loudly, from above)
Lily!
LILY SMALLS (Loudly)
Yes, mum.
MRS BEYNON
Where's my tea, girl?
LILY SMALLS
(Softly) Where d'you think? In the cat-box?
(Loudly) Coming up, mum.
FIRST VOICE
Mr Pugh, in the School House opposite, takes
up the morning tea to Mrs Pugh, and whispers
on the stairs
MR. PUGH
Here's your arsenic, dear. And your weedkiller
biscuit. I've throttled your parakeet. I've
spat in the vases. I've put cheese in the
mouseholes. Here's your... [Door creaks open
... nice tea, dear.
MRS PUGH
Too much sugar.
MR PUGH
You haven't tasted it yet, dear.
MRS PUGH
Too much milk, then. Has Mr Jenkins said
his poetry?
MR PUGH
Yes, dear.
MRS PUGH
Then it's time to get up. Give me my glasses.
No, not my reading glasses, I want to look
out. I want to see
SECOND VOICE
Lily Smalls the treasure down on her red
knees washing the front step.
MRS PUGH
She's tucked her dress in her bloomers--oh,
the baggage!
SECOND VOICE
P. C. Attila Rees, ox-broad, barge-booted,
stamping out of Handcuff House in a heavy
beef-red huff, black browed under his damp
helmet...
MRS PUGH
He's going to arrest Polly Garter, mark my
words,
MR PUGH
What for, dear?
MRS PUGH
For having babies.
SECOND VOICE
... and lumbering down towards the strand
to see that the sea is still there.
FIRST VOICE
Mary Ann Sailors, opening her bedroom window
above the taproom and calling out to the
heavens
MARY ANN SAILORS
I'm eighty-five years three months and a
day!
MRS PUGH
I will say this for her, she never makes
a mistake.
FIRST VOICE
Organ Morgan at his bedroom window playing
chords on the sill to the morning fishwife
gulls who, heckling over Donkey Street, observe
DAI BREAD
Me, Dai Bread, hurrying to the bakery, pushing
in my shirt-tails, buttoning my waistcoat,
ping goes a button, why can't they sew them,
no time for breakfast, nothing for breakfast,
there's wives for you.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE Me, Mrs Dai Bread One,
capped and shawled and no old corset, nice
to be comfy, nice to be nice, clogging on
the cobbles to stir up a neighbour. Oh, Mrs
Sarah, can you spare a loaf, love? Dai Bread
forgot the bread. There's a lovely morning!
How's your boils this morning? Isn't that
good news now, it's a change to sit down.
Ta, Mrs Sarah.
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
Me, Mrs Dai Bread Two, gypsied to kill in
a silky scarlet petticoat above my knees,
dirty pretty knees, see my body through my
petticoat brown as a berry, high-heel shoes
with one heel missing, tortoiseshell comb
in my bright black slinky hair, nothing else
at all but a dab of scent, lolling gaudy
at the doorway, tell your fortune in the
tea-leaves, scowling at the sunshine, lighting
up my pipe.
LORD CUT-GLASS
Me, Lord Cut-Glass, in an old frock-coat
belonged to Eli Jenkins and a pair of postman's
trousers from Bethesda Jumble, running out
of doors to empty slops--mind there, Rover!--and
then running in again, tick tock.
NOGOOD BO YO
Me, Nogood Boyo, up to no good in the wash-house
MISS PRICE
Me, Miss Price, in my pretty print housecoat,
deft at the clothesline, natty as a jenny-wren,
then pit-pat back to my egg in its cosy,
my crisp toast-fingers, my home-made plum
and butterpat.
POLLY GARTER
Me, Polly Garter, under the washing line,
giving the breast in the garden to my bonny
new baby. Nothing grows in our garden, only
washing. And babies. And where's their fathers
live, my love? Over the hills and far away.
You're looking up at me now. I know what
you're thinking, you poor little milky creature.
You're thinking, you're no better than you
should be, Polly, and that's good enough
for me. Oh, isn't life a terrible thing,
thank God?
[Single long high chord on strings FIRST
VOICE
Now frying-pans spit, kettles and cats purr
in the kitchen. The town smells of seaweed
and breakfast all the way down from Bay View,
where Mrs OgmorePritchard, in smock and turban,
big-besomed to engage the dust, picks at
her starchless bread and sips lemon-rind
tea, to Bottom Cottage, where Mr Waldo, in
bowler and bib, gobbles his bubble-and-squeak
and kippers and swigs from the saucebottle.
Mary Ann Sailors
MARY ANN SAILORS
praises the Lord who made porridge.
FIRST VOICE
Mr Pugh
MR PUGH
remembers ground glass as he juggles his
omelet.
FIRST VOICE
Mrs Pugh
MRS PUGH
nags the salt-cellar.
FIRST VOICE
Willy Nilly postman
WILLY NILLY
downs his last bucket of black brackish tea
and rumbles out bandy to the clucking back
where the hens twitch and grieve for their
tea-soaked sops.
FIRST VOICE
Mrs Willy Nilly
MRS WILLY NILLY
full of tea to her double-chinned brim broods
and bubbles over her coven of kettles on
the hissing hot range always ready to steam
open the mail.
FIRST VOICE
The Reverend Eli Jenkins
REV. ELI JENKINS
finds a rhyme and dips his pen in his cocoa.
FIRST VOICE
Lord Cut-Glass in his ticking kitchen
LORD CUT-GLASS
scampers from clock to clock, a bunch of
clock-keys in one hand, a fish-head in the
other.
FIRST VOICE
Captain Cat in his galley
CAPTAIN CAT
blind and fine-fingered savours his sea-fry.
FIRST VOICE
Mr and Mrs Cherry Owen, in their Donkey Street
room that is bedroom, parlour, kitchen, and
scullery, sit down to last night's supper
of onions boiled in their overcoats and broth
of spuds and baconrind and leeks and bones.
MRS CHERRY OWEN
See that smudge on the wall by the picture
of Auntie Blossom? That's where you threw
the sago.
[Cherry Owen laughs with delight
MRS CHERRY OWEN
You only missed me by a inch.
CHERRY OWEN
I always miss Auntie Blossom too.
MRS CHERRY OWEN
Remember last night? In you reeled, my boy,
as drunk as a deacon with a big wet bucket
and a fish-frail full of stout and you looked
at me and you said, 'God has come home!'
you said, and then over the bucket you went,
sprawling and bawling, and the floor was
all flagons and eels.
CHERRY OWEN
Was I wounded?
MRS CHERRY OWEN
And then you took off your trousers and you
said, 'Does anybody want a fight!' Oh, you
old baboon.
CHERRY OWEN
Give me a kiss.
MRS CHERRY OWEN
And then you sang 'Bread of Heaven,' tenor
and bass.
CHERRY OWEN
I always sing 'Bread of Heaven.'
MRS CHERRY OWEN
And then you did a little dance on the table.
CHERRY OWEN
I did? MRS CHERRY OWEN
Drop dead!
CHERRY OWEN
And then what did I do?
MRS CHERRY OWEN
Then you cried like a baby and said you were
a poor drunk orphan with nowhere to go but
the grave.
CHERRY OWEN
And what did I do next, my dear?
MRS CHERRY OWEN
Then you danced on the table all over again
and said you were King Solomon Owen and I
was your Mrs Sheba.
CHERRY OWEN (Softy)
And then?
MRS CHERRY OWEN
And then I got you into bed and you snored
all night like a brewery.
[Mr and Mrs Cherry Owen laugh delightedly
together
FIRST VOICE
From Beynon Butchers in Coronation Street,
the smell of fried liver sidles out with
onions on its breath. And listen! In the
dark breakfast-room behind the shop, Mr and
Mrs Beynon, waited upon by their treasure,
enjoy, between bites, their everymorning
hullabaloo, and Mrs Beynon slips the gristly
bits under the tasselled tablecloth to her
fat cat.
[Cat purrs
MRS BEYNON
She likes the liver, Ben.
MR BEYNON
She ought to do, Bess. It's her brother's.
MRS BEYNON (Screaming)
Oh, d'you hear that, Lily?
LILY SMALLS
Yes, mum.
MRS BEYNON
We're eating pusscat.
LILY SMALLS
Yes, mum.
MRS BEYNON
Oh, you cat-butcher!
MR BEYNON
It was doctored, mind.
MRS BEYNON (Hysterical)
What's that got to do with it?
MR BEYNON
Yesterday we had mole.
MRS BEYNON
Oh, Lily, Lily!
MR BEYNON
Monday, otter. Tuesday, shrews.
[Mrs Beynon screams
LILY SMALLS
Go on, Mrs Beynon. He's the biggest liar
in town.
MRS BEYNON
Don't you dare say that about Mr Beynon.
LILY SMALLS
Everybody knows it, mum.
MRS BEYNON
Mr Beynon never tells a lie. Do you, Ben?
MR BEYNON
No, Bess. And now I am going out after the
corgies, with my little cleaver.
MRS BEYNON
Oh, Lily, Lily!
FIRST VOICE
Up the street, in the Sailors Arms, Sinbad
Sailors, grandson of Mary Ann Sailors, draws
a pint in the sunlit bar. The ship's clock
in the bar says half past eleven. Half past
eleven is opening time. The hands of the
clock have stayed still at half past eleven
for fifty years. It is always opening time
in the Sailors Arms.
SINBAD
Here's to me, Sinbad.
FIRST VOICE
All over the town, babies and old men are
cleaned and put into their broken prams and
wheeled on to the sunlit cockled cobbles
or out into the backyards under the dancing
underclothes, and left. A baby cries.
OLD MAN
I want my pipe and he wants his bottle.
[School bell rings
FIRST VOICE
Noses are wiped, heads picked, hair combed,
paws scrubbed, ears boxed, and the children
shrilled off to school.
SECOND VOICE
Fishermen grumble to their nets. Nogood Boyo
goes out in the dinghy Zanzibar, ships the
oars, drifts slowly in the dab-filled bay,
and, lying on his back in the unbaled water,
among crabs' legs and tangled lines, looks
up at the spring sky.
NOGOOD BOYO (Softly, lazily)
I don't know who's up there and I don't care.
FIRST VOICE
He turns his head and looks up at Llaregyb
Hill, and sees, among green lathered trees,
the white houses of the strewn away farms,
where farmboys whistle, dogs shout, cows
low, but all too far away for him, or you,
to hear. And in the town, the shops squeak
open. Mr Edwards, in butterfly-collar and
straw-hat at the doorway of Manchester House,
measures with his eye the dawdlers-by for
striped flannel shirts and shrouds and flowery
blouses, and bellows to himself in the darkness
behind his eye
MR EDWARDS (Whispers)
I love Miss Price.
FIRST VOICE
Syrup is sold in the post-office. A car drives
to market, full of fowls and a farmer. Milk-churns
stand at Coronation Corner like short silver
policemen. And, sitting at the open window
of Schooner House, blind Captain Cat hears
all the morning of the town.
[School bell in background. Children's voices.
The noise of children's feet on the cobbles
CAPTAIN CAT (Softly, to himself)
Maggie Richards, Ricky Rhys, Tommy Powell,
our Sal, little Gerwain, Billy Swansea with
the dog's voice, one of Mr Waldo's, nasty
Humphrey, Jackie with the sniff.... Where's
Dicky's Albie? and the boys from Ty-pant?
Perhaps they got the rash again.
[A sudden cry among the children's voices
CAPTAIN CAT
Somebody's hit Maggie Richards. Two to one
it's Billy Swansea. Never trust a boy who
barks.
[A burst of yelping crying
Right again! It's Billy.
FIRST VOICE
And the children's voices cry away.
[Postman's rat-a-tat on door, distant
CAPTAIN CAT (Softly, to himself)
That's Willy Nilly knocking at Bay View.
Rat-a-tat, very soft. The knocker's got a
kid glove on. Who's sent a letter to Mrs
Ogmore-Pritchard?
[Rat-a-tat, distant again
CAPTAIN CAT
Careful now, she swabs the front glassy.
Every step's like a bar of soap. Mind your
size twelveses. That old Bessie would beeswax
the lawn to make the birds slip.
WILLY NILLY
Morning, Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard.
MRS OGMORE -PRITCHARD
Good morning, postman.
WILLY NILLY
Here's a letter for you with stamped and
addressed envelope enclosed, all the way
from Builth Wells. A gentleman wants to study
birds and can he have accommodation for two
weeks and a bath vegetarian.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
No. WILLY NILLY (Persuasively)
You wouldn't know he was in the house, Mrs
Ogmore-Pritchard. He'd be out in the mornings
at the bang of dawn with his bag of breadcrumbs
and his little telescope...
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
And come home at all hours covered with feathers.
I don't want persons in my nice clean rooms
breathing all over the chairs...
WILLY NILLY
Cross my heart, he won't breathe.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
... and putting their feet on my carpets
and sneezing on my china and sleeping in
my sheets...
WILLY NILLY
He only wants a single bed, Mrs Ogmore. Pritchard.
[Door slams
CAPTAIN CAT (Softly)
And back she goes to the kitchen to polish
the potatoes.
FIRST VOICE
Captain Cat hears Willy Nilly's feet heavy
on the distant cobbles.
CAPTAIN CAT
One, two, three, four, five... That's Mrs
Rose Cottage. What's to-day? To-day she gets
the letter from her sister in Gorslas. How's
the twins' teeth?
He's stopping at School House.
WILLY NILLY
Morning, Mrs Pugh. Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard won't
have a gentleman in from Builth Wells because
he'll sleep in her sheets, Mrs Rose Cottage's
sister in Gorslas's twins have got to have
them out...
MRS PUGH
Give me the parcel.
WILLY NILLY
It's for Mr Pugh, Mrs Pugh.
MRS PUGH
Never you mind. What's inside it?
WILLY NILLY
A book called Lives of the Great Poisoners.
CAPTAIN CAT
That's Manchester House.
WILLY NILLY
Morning, Mr Edwards. Very small news. Mrs
Ogmore-Pritchard won't have birds in the
house, and Mr Pugh's bought a book now on
how to do in Mrs Pugh.
MR EDWARDS
Have you got a letter from her?
WILLY NILLY
Miss Price loves you with all her heart.
Smelling of lavender to-day. She's down to
the last of the elderflower wine but the
quince jam's bearing up and she's knitting
roses on the doilies. Last week she sold
three jars of boiled sweets, pound of humbugs,
half a box of jellybabies and six coloured
photos of Llaregyb. Yours for ever. Then
twenty-one X's.
MR EDWARDS
Oh, Willy Nilly, she's a ruby! Here's my
letter. Put it into her hands now.
[Slow feet on cobbles, quicker feet approaching
CAPTAIN CAT
Mr Waldo hurrying to the Sailors Arms. Pint
of stout with a egg in it. [Footsteps stop
(Softly) There's a letter for him.
WILLY NILLY
It's another paternity summons, Mr Waldo.
FIRST VOICE
The quick footsteps hurry on along the cobbles
and up three steps to the Sailors Arms.
MR WALDO (Calling out)
Quick, Sinbad. Pint of stout. And no egg
in.
FIRST VOICE
People are moving now up and down the cobbled
street.
CAPTAIN CAT
All the women are out this morning, in the
sun. You can tell it's Spring. There goes
Mrs Cherry, you can tell her by her trotters,
off she trots new as a daisy. Who's that
talking by the pump? Mrs Floyd and Boyo,
talking flatfish. What can you talk about
flatfish? That's Mrs Dai Bread One, waltzing
up the street like a jelly, every time she
shakes it's slap slap slap. Who's that? Mrs
Butcher Beynon with her pet black cat, it
follows her everywhere, miaow and all. There
goes Mrs Twenty-Three, important, the sun
gets up and goes down in her dewlap, when
she shuts her eyes, it's night. High heels
now, in the morning too, Mrs Rose Cottage's
eldest Mae, seventeen and never been kissed
ho ho, going young and milking under my window
to the field with the nannygoats, she reminds
me all the way. Can't hear what the women
are gabbing round the pump. Same as ever.
Who's having a baby, who blacked whose eye,
seen Polly Garter giving her belly an airing,
there should be a law, seen Mrs Beynon's
new mauve jumper, it's her old grey jumper
dyed, who's dead, who's dying, there's a
lovely day, oh the cost of soapflakes!
[Organ music, distant
CAPTAIN CAT
Organ Morgan's at it early. You can tell
it's Spring.
FIRST VOICE
And he hears the noise of milk-cans.
CAPTAIN CAT
Ocky Milkman on his round. I will say this,
his milk's as fresh as the dew. Half dew
it is. Snuffle on, Ocky, watering the town...
Somebody's coming. Now the voices round the
pump can see somebody coming. Hush, there's
a hush! You can tell by the noise of the
hush, it's Polly Garter. (Louder) Hullo,
Polly, who's there?
POLLY GARTER (Off)
Me, love.
CAPTAIN CAT
That's Polly Garter. (Softly) Hullo, Polly
my love, can you hear the dumb goose-hiss
of the wives as they huddle and peck or flounce
at a waddle away? Who cuddled you when? Which
of their pandering hubbies moaned in Milk
Wood for your naughty mothering arms and
body like a wardrobe, love? Scrub the floors
of the Welfare Hall for the Mothers' Union
Social Dance, you're one mother won't wriggle
her roly poly bum or pat her fat little buttery
feet in that wedding-ringed holy to-night
though the waltzing breadwinners snatched
from the cosy smoke of the Sailors Arms will
grizzle and mope.
[A cock crows
CAPTAIN CAT
Too late, cock, too late
SECOND VOICE
for the town's half over with its morning.
The morning's busy as bees.
[Organ music fades into silence
FIRST VOICE
There's the clip clop of horses on the sunhoneyed
cobbles of the humming streets, hammering
of horse- shoes, gobble quack and cackle,
tomtit twitter from the bird-ounced boughs,
braying on Donkey Down. Bread is baking,
pigs are grunting, chop goes the butcher,
milk-churns bell, tills ring, sheep cough,
dogs shout, saws sing. Oh, the Spring whinny
and morning moo from the clog dancing farms,
the gulls' gab and rabble on the boat-bobbing
river and sea and the cockles bubbling in
the sand, scamper of sanderlings, curlew
cry, crow caw, pigeon coo, clock strike,
bull bellow, and the ragged gabble of the
beargarden school as the women scratch and
babble in Mrs Organ Morgan's general shop
where everything is sold: custard, buckets,
henna, rat-traps, shrimp-nets, sugar, stamps,
confetti, paraffin, hatchets, whistles.
FIRST WOMAN
Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard
SECOND WOMAN
la di da
FIRST WOMAN
got a man in Builth Wells
THIRD WOMAN
and he got a little telescope to look at
birds
SECOND WOMAN
Willy Nilly said
THIRD WOMAN
Remember her first husband? He didn't need
a telescope
FIRST WOMAN
he looked at them undressing through the
keyhole
THIRD WOMAN
and he used to shout Tallyho
SECOND WOMAN
but Mr Ogmore was a proper gentleman
FIRST WOMAN
even though he hanged his collie.
THIRD WOMAN
Seen Mrs Butcher Beynon?
SECOND WOMAN
she said Butcher Beynon put dogs in the mincer
FIRST WOMAN
go on, he's pulling her leg
THIRD WOMAN
now don't you dare tell her that, there's
a dear
SECOND WOMAN
or she'll think he's trying to pull it off
and eat it,
FOURTH WOMAN
There's a nasty lot live here when you come
to think.
FIRST WOMAN
Look at that Nogood Boyo now
SECOND WOMAN
too lazy to wipe his snout
THIRD WOMAN
and going out fishing every day and all he
ever brought back was a Mrs Samuels
FIRST WOMAN
been in the water a week.
SECOND WOMAN
And look at Ocky Milkman's wife that nobody's
ever seen
FIRST WOMAN
he keeps her in the cupboard with the empties
THIRD WOMAN
and think of Dai Bread with two wives
SECONE WOMAN
one for the daytime one for the night.
FOURTH WOMAN
Men are brutes on the quiet.
THIRD WOMAN
And how's Organ Morgan, Mrs Morgan?
FIRST WOMAN
you look dead beat
SECOND WOMAN
it's organ organ all the time with him
THIRD WOMAN
up every night until midnight playing the
organ.
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
Oh, I'm a martyr to music.
FIRST VOICE
Outside, the sun springs down on the rough
and tumbling town. It runs through the hedges
of Goosegog Lane, cuffing the birds to sing.
Spring whips green down Cockle Row, and the
shells ring out. Llaregyb this snip of a
morning is wildfruit and warm, the streets,
fields, sands and waters springing in the
young sun.
SECOND VOICE
Evans the Death presses hard with black gloves
on the coffin of his breast in case his hearts
jumps out,
EVANS THE DEATH (Harshly)
Where's your dignity. Lie down.
SECOND VOICE
Spring stirs Gossamer Beynon schoolmistress
like spoon.
GOSSAMER BEYNON (Tearfully)
Oh, what can I do? I'll never be refined
if I twitch.
SECOND VOICE
Spring this strong morning foams in a flame
in Jack Black as he cobbles a high-heeled
shoe for Mrs Dai Bread Two the gypsy, but
he hammers it sternly out.
JACK BLACK (To a hammer rhythm)
There is no leg belonging to the foot that
belongs to this shoe.
SECOND VOICE
The sun and the green breeze ship Captain
Cat sea-memory again.
CAPTAIN CAT
No, I'll take the mulatto, by God, who's
captain here? Parlez-vous jig jig, Madam?
SECOND VOICE
Mary Ann Sailors says very softly to herself
as she looks out at Llaregyb Hill from the
bedroom where she was born
MARY ANN SAILORS (Loudly)
It is Spring in Llaregyb in the sun in my
old age, and this is the Chosen Land.
[A choir of children's voices suddenly cries
out on one, high, glad, long, sighing note
FIRST VOICE
And in Willy Nilly the Postman's dark and
sizzling damp tea-coated misty pygmy kitchen
where the spittingcat kettles throb and hop
on the range, Mrs Willy Nilly steams open
Mr Mog Edwards' letter to Miss Myfanwy Price
and reads it aloud to Willy Nilly by the
squint of the Spring sun through the one
sealed window running with tears, while the
drugged, bedraggled hens at the back door
whimper and snivel for the lickerish bog-black
tea.
MRS WILLY NILLY
From Manchester House, Llaregyb. Sole Prop:
Mr Mog Edwards
(late of Twll), Linendraper, Haberdasher,
Master Tailor, Costumier. For West End Negligee,
Lingerie, Teagowns, Evening Dress, Trousseaux,
Layettes. Also Ready to Wear for All Occasions.
Economical Outfitting for Agricultural Employment
Our Speciality, Wardrobes Bought. Among Our
Satisfied Customers Ministers of Religion
and J .P 's. Fittings by Appointment. Advertising
Weekly in the Twll Bugle. Beloved Myfanwy
Price my Bride in Heaven,
MOG EDWARDS
I love you until Death do us part and then
we shall be together for ever and ever. A
new parcel of ribbons has come from Carmarthen
to-day, all the colours in the rainbow. I
wish I could tie a ribbon in your hair a
white one but it cannot be. I dreamed last
night you were all dripping wet and you sat
on my lap as the Reverend Jenkins went down
the street. I see you got a mermaid in your
lap he said and he lifted his hat. He is
a proper Christian. Not like Cherry Owen
who said you should have thrown her back
he said. Business is very poorly. Polly Garter
bought two garters with roses but she never
got stockings so what is the use I say. Mr
Waldo tried to sell me a woman's nightie
outsize he said he found it and we know where.
I sold a packet of pins to Tom the Sailors
to pick his teeth. If this goes on I shall
be in the workhouse. My heart is in your
bosom and yours is in mine. God be with you
always Myfanwy Price and keep you lovely
for me in His Heavenly Mansion. I must stop
now and remain, Your Eternal, Mog Edwards.
MRS WILLY NILLY
And then a little message with a rubber stamp.
Shop at Mog's!!!
FIRST VOICE.
And Willy Nilly, rumbling, jockeys out again
to the three-seated shack called the House
of Commons in the back where the hens weep,
and sees, in sudden Springshine,
SECOND VOICE
herring gulls heckling down to the harbour
where the fishermen spit and prop the morning
up and eye the fishy sea smooth to the sea's
end as it lulls in blue. Green and gold money,
tobacco, tinned salmon, hats with feathers,
pots of fish-paste, warmth for the winter-to-be,
weave and leap in it rich and slippery in
the flash and shapes of fishes through the
cold sea-streets. But with blue lazy eyes
the fishermen gaze at that milkmaid whispering
water with no nick or ripple as though it
blew great guns and serpents and typhooned
the town.
FISHERMAN
Too rough for fishing to-day.
SECOND VOICE
And they thank God, and gob at a gull for
luck, and moss-slow and silent make their
way uphill, from the still still sea, towards
the Sailors Arms as the children
[School bell
FIRST VOICE
spank and scamper rough and singing out of
school into the draggletail yard. And Captain
Cat at his window says soft to himself the
words of their song.
CAPTAIN CAT (To the beat of the singing)
Johnnie Crack and Flossie Snail Kept their
baby in a milking pail Flossie Snail and
Johnnie Crack One would pull it out and one
would put it back
O it's my turn now said Flossie Snail To
take the baby from the milking pail And it's
my turn now said Johnnie Crack To smack it
on the head and put it back
Johnnie Crack and Flossie Snail Kept their
baby in a milking pail One would put it back
and one would pull it out And all it had
to drink was ale and stout For Johnnie Crack
and Flossie Snail Always used to say that
stout and ale Was good for a baby in a milking
pail.
[Long pause
FIRST VOICE
The music of the spheres is heard distinctly
over Milk Wood. It is 'The Rustle of Spring.'
SECOND VOICE
A glee-party sings in Bethesda Graveyard,
gay but muffled.
FIRST VOICE
Vegetables make love above the tenors
SECOND VOICE
and dogs bark blue in the face.
FIRST VOICE
Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard belches in a teeny hanky
and chases the sunlight with a flywhisk,
but even she cannot drive out the Spring:
from one of the finger-bowls a primrose grows.
SECOND VOICE
Mrs Dai Bread One and Mrs Dai Bread Two are
sitting outside their house in Donkey Lane,
one darkly one plumply blooming in the quick,
dewy sun. Mrs Dai Bread Two is looking into
a crystal ball which she holds in the lap
of her dirty yellow petticoat, hard against
her hard dark thighs.
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
Cross my palm with silver. Out of our housekeeping
money. Aah!
MRS DAI BREAD ONE
What d'you see, lovie?
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
I see a featherbed. With three pillows on
it. And a text above the bed. I can't read
what it says, there's great clouds blowing.
Now they have blown away. God is Love, the
text says.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE (Delighted)
That's our bed.
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
And now it's vanished. The sun's spinning
like a top. Who's this coming out of the
sun? It's a hairy little man with big pink
lips. He got a wall eye.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE
It's Dai, it's Dai Bread!
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
Ssh! The featherbed's floating back. The
little man's taking his boots off. He's pulling
his shirt over his head. He's beating his
chest with his fists. I le's climbing into
bed.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE
Go on, go on.
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
There's two women in bed. He looks at them
both, with his head cocked on one side. He's
whistling through his teeth. Now he grips
his little arms round one of the women.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE
Which one, which one?
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
I can't see any more. There's great clouds
blowing again.
MRS DAI BREAD ONE
Ach, the mean old clouds!
[Pause. The children's singing fades
FIRST VOICE
The morning is all singing. The Reverend
Eli Jenkins, busy on his morning calls, stops
outside the Welfare Hall to hear Polly Garter
as she scrubs the floors for the Mothers'
Union Dance to-night.
POLLY GARTER (Singing)
I loved a man whose name was Tom He was strong
as a bear and two yards long I loved a man
whose name was Dick He was big as a barrel
and three feet thick And I loved a man whose
name was Harry Six feet tall and sweet as
a cherry But the one I loved best awake or
asleep Was little Willy Wee and he's six
feet deep.
O Tom Dick and Harry were three fine men
And I'll never have such loving again But
little Willy Wee who took me on his knee
Little Willy Wee was the man for me.
Now men from every parish round Run after
me and roll me on the ground But whenever
I love another man back Johnnie from the
Hill or Sailing Jack I always think as they
do what they please Of Tom Dick and Harry
who were tall as trees And most I think when
I'm by their side Of little Willy Wee who
downed and died.
O Tom Dick and Harry were three fine men
And I'll never have such loving again But
little Willy Wee who took me on his knee
Little Willy Weazel is, the man for me.
REV. ELI JENKINS
Praise the Lord! We are a musical nation.
SECOND VOICE
And the Reverend Jenkins hurries on through
the town to visit the sick with jelly and
poems.
FIRST VOICE
The town's as full as a lovebird's egg.
MR WALDO
There goes the Reverend,
FIRST VOICE
says Mr Waldo at the smoked herring brown
window of the unwashed Sailors Arms,
MR WALDO
with his brolly and his odes. Fill 'em up,
Sinbad, I'm on the treacle to-day.
SECOND VOICE
The silent fishermen flush down their pints.
SINBAD
Oh, Mr Waldo,
FIRST VOICE
sighs Sinbad Sailors,
SINBAD
I dote on that Gossamer Beynon. She's a lady
all over.
FIRST VOICE
And Mr Waldo, who is thinking of a woman
soft as Eve and sharp as sciatica to share
his bread-pudding bed, answers
MR WALDO
No lady that I know is
SINBAD
And if only grandma'd die, cross my heart
I'd go down on my knees Mr Waldo and I'd
say Miss Gossamer I'd say
CHILDREN'S VOICES
When birds do sing hey ding a ding a ding
Sweet lovers love the Spring...
SECOND VOICE
Polly Garter sings, still on her knees,
POLLY GARTER
Tom Dick and Harry were three fine men And
I'll never have such
CHILDREN
ding a ding
POLLY GARTER
again.
FIRST VOICE
And the morning school is over, and Captain
Cat at his curtained schooner's porthole
open to the Spring sun tides hears the naughty
forfeiting children tumble and rhyme on the
cobbles.
GIRLS' VOICES
Gwennie call the boys They make such a noise.
GIRL
Boys boys boys Come along to me'.
GIRLS' VOICES
Boys boys boys Kiss Gwennie where she says
Or give her a penny. Go on, Gwennie.
GIRL
Kiss me in Goosegog Lane Or give me a penny.
What's your name?
FIRST BOY
Billy.
GIRL
Kiss me in Goosegog Lane Billy Or give me
a penny silly.
FIRST BO Y
Gwennie Gwennie I kiss you in Goosegog Lane.
Now I haven't got to give you a penny.
GIRLS' VOICES
Boys boys boys Kiss Gwennie where she says
Or give her a penny. Go on, Gwennie.
GIRL
Kiss me on Llaregyb Hill Or give me a penny.
What's your name?
SECOND BOY
Johnnie Cristo.
GIRL
Kiss me on Llaregyb Hill Johnnie Cristo Or
give me a penny mister.
SECOND BOY
Gwennie Gwennie I kiss you on Llaregyb Hill.
Now I haven't got to give you a penny.
GIRLS' VOICES
Boys boys boys Kiss Gwennie where she says
Or give her a penny. Go on, Gwennie.
GIRL
Kiss me in Milk Wood Or give me a penny.
What's your name?
THIRD BOY
Dicky.
GIRL
Kiss me in Milk Wood Dicky Or give me a penny
quickly.
THIRD BOY
Gwennie Gwennie I can't kiss you in Milk
Wood.
GIRLS' VOICES
Gwennie ask him why.
GIRL
Why?
THIRD BOY
Because my mother says I mustn't.
GIRLS' VOICES
Cowardy cowardy custard Give Gwennie a penny.
GIRL
Give me a penny.
THIRD BOY
I haven't got any.
GIRLS' VOICES
Put him in the river Up to his liver Quick
quick Dirty Dick Beat him on the bum With
a rhubarb stick. Aiee! Hush!
FIRST VOICE
And the shrill girls giggle and master around
him and squeal as they clutch and thrash,
and he blubbers away downhill with his patched
pants falling, and his tear-splashed blush
burns all the way as the triumphant bird-like
sisters scream with buttons in their claws
and the bully brothers hoot after him his
little nickname and his mother's shame and
his father's wickedness with the loose wild
barefoot women of the hovels of the hills.
It all means nothing at all, and, howling
for his milky mum, for her cawl and buttermilk
and cowbreath and welshcakes and the fat
birth-smelling bed and moonlit kitchen of
her arms, he'll never forget as he paddles
blind home through the weeping end of the
world. Then his tormentors tussle and run
to the Cockle Street sweet-shop, their pennies
sticky as honey, to buy from Miss Myfanwy
Price, who is cocky and neat as a puff-bosomed
robin and her small round buttocks tight
as ticks, gobstoppers big as wens that rainbow
as you suck, brandyballs, winegums, hundreds
and thousands, liquorice sweet as sick, nougat
to tug and ribbon out like another red rubbery
tongue, gum to glue in girls' curls, crimson
coughdrops to spit blood, ice-cream comets,
dandelion-and-burdock, raspberry and cherryade,
pop goes the weasel and the wind.
SECOND VOICE
Gossamer Beynon high-heels out of school
The sun hums down through the cotton flowers
of her dress into the bell of her heart and
buzzes in the honey there and couches and
kisses, lazy-loving and boozed, in her red-berried
breast. Eyes run from the trees and windows
of the street, steaming 'Gossamer,' and strip
her to the nipples and the bees. She blazes
naked past the Sailors Arms, the only woman
on the Dai-Adamed earth. Sinbad Sailors places
on her thighs still dewdamp from the first
mangrowing cockcrow garden his reverent goat-bearded
hands.
GOSSAMER BEYNON
I don't care if he is common,
SECOND VOICE
she whispers to her salad-day deep self,
GOSSAMER BEYNON
I want to gobble him up. I don't care if
he does drop his aitches,
SECOND VOICE
she tells the stripped and mother-of-the-world
big-beamed and Eve-hipped spring of her self,
GOSSAMER BEYNON
so long as he's all cucumber and hooves.
SECOND VOICE
Sinbad Sailors watches her go by, demure
and proud and schoolmarm in her crisp flower
dress and sun-defying hat, with never a look
or lilt or wriggle, the butcher's unmelting
icemaiden daughter veiled for ever from the
hungry hug of his eyes.
SINBAD SAILORS
Oh, Gossamer Beynon, why are you so proud?
SECOND VOICE
he grieves to his guinness,
SINBAD SAILORS
Oh, beautiful beautiful Gossamer B, I wish
I wish that you were for me. I wish you were
not so educated.
SECOND VOICE
She feels his goatbeard tickle her in the
middle of the world like a tuft of wiry fire,
and she turns in a terror of delight away
from his whips and whiskery conflagration,
and sits down in the kitchen to a plate heaped
high with chips and the kidneys of lambs.
FIRST VOICE
In the blind-drawn dark dining-room of School
House, dusty and echoing as a dining-room
in a vault, Mr and Mrs Pugh are silent over
cold grey cottage pie. Mr Pugh reads, as
he forks the shroud meat in, from Lives of
the Great Poisoners. He has bound a plain
brown-paper cover round the book. Slyly,
between slow mouthfuls, he sidespies up at
Mrs Pugh, poisons her with his eye, then
goes on reading. He underlines certain passages
and smiles in secret.
MRS PUGH
Persons with manners do not read at table,
FIRST VOICE
says Mrs Pugh. She swallows a digestive tablet
as big as a horse-pill, washing it down with
clouded peasoup water.
[Pause
MRS PUGH
Some persons were brought up in pigsties.
MR PUGH
Pigs don't read at table, dear.
FIRST VOICE
Bitterly she flicks dust from the broken
cruet. It settles on the pie in a thin gnat-rain.
MR PUGH
Pigs can't read, my dear.
MRS PUGH
I know one who can.
FIRST VOICE
Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes,
Mr Pugh minces among bad vats and jeroboams,
tiptoes through spinneys of murdering herbs,
agony dancing in his crucibles, and mixes
especially for Mrs Pugh a venomous porridge
unknown to toxicologists which will scald
and viper through her until her ears fall
off like figs, her toes grow big and black
as balloons, and steam comes screaming out
of her navel.
MR PUGH
You know best, dear,
FIRST VOICE
says Mr Pugh, and quick as a flash he ducks
her in rat soup.
MRS PUGH
What's that book by your trough, Mr Pugh?
MR PUGH
It's a theological work, my dear. Lives of
the Great Saints.
FIRST VOICE
Mrs Pugh smiles. An icicle forms in the cold
air of the dining-vault.
MRS PUGH
I saw you talking to a saint this morning.
Saint Polly Garter. She was martyred again
last night. Mrs Organ Morgan saw her with
Mr Waldo.
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
And when they saw me they pretended they
were looking for nests,
SECOND VOICE
said Mrs Organ Morgan to her husband, with
her mouth full of fish as a pelican's.
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
But you don't go nesting in long combinations,
I said to myself, like Mr Waldo was wearing,
and your dress nearly over your head like
Polly Garter's. Oh, they didn't fool me.
SECOND VOICE
One big bird gulp, and the flounder's gone.
She licks her lips and goes stabbing again.
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
And when you think of all those babies she's
got, then all I can say is she'd better give
up bird nesting that's all I can say, it
isn't the right kind of hobby at all for
a woman that can't say No even to midgets.
Remember Bob Spit? He wasn't any bigger than
a baby and he gave her two. But they're two
nice boys, I will say that, Fred Spit and
Arthur. Sometimes I like Fred best and sometimes
I like Arthur. Who do you like best, Organ?
ORGAN MORGAN
Oh, Bach without any doubt. Bach every time
for me.
MRS ORGAN MORGAN
Organ Morgan, you haven't been listening
to a word 1 said. It's organ organ all the
time with you..
FIRST VOICE
And she bursts into tears, and, in the middle
of her salty howling, nimbly spears a small
flatfish and pelicans it whole.
ORGAN MORGAN
And then Palestrina,
SECOND VOICE
says Organ Morgan.
FIRST VOICE
Lord Cut-Glass, in his kitchen full of time,
squats down alone to a dogdish, marked Fido,
of peppery fish-scraps and listens to the
voices of his sixty-six clocks, one for each
year of his loony age, and watches, with
love, their black-and-white moony loudlipped
faces tocking the earth away: slow clocks,
quick clocks, pendulumed heart-knocks, china,
alarm, grandfather, cuckoo; clocks shaped
like Noah's whirring Ark, clocks that bicker
in marble ships, clocks in the wombs of glass
women, hourglass chimers, tu-wit-tuwoo clocks,
clocks that pluck tunes, Vesuvius clocks
all black bells and lava, Niagara clocks
that cataract their ticks, old time-weeping
clocks with ebony beards, clocks with no
hands for ever drumming out time without
ever knowing what time it is. His sixty-six
singers are all set at different hours. Lord
Cut-Glass lives in a house and a life at
siege. Any minute or dark day now, the unknown
enemy will loot and savage downhill, but
they will not catch him napping. Sixty-six
different times in his fish-slimy kitchen
ping, strike, tick, chime, and tock.
SECOND VOICE
The lust and lilt and lather and emerald
breeze and crackle of the bird-praise and
body of Spring with its breasts full of rivering
May-milk, means, to that lordly fish-head
nibbler, nothing but another nearness to
the tribes and navies of the Last Black Day
who'll sear and pillage down Armageddon Hill
to his double-locked rusty-shuttered tick-tock
dust-scrabbled shack at the bottom of the
town that has fallen head over bells in love.
POLLY GARTER
And I'll never have such loving again,
SECOND VOICE
pretty Polly hums and longs.
POLLY GARTER (Sings)
Now when farmers' boys on the first fair
day Come down from the hills to drink and
be gay, Before the sun sinks I'll lie there
in their arms For they're good bad boys from
the lonely farms,
But I always think as we tumble into bed
Of little Willy Wee who is dead, dead, dead...
[A silence
FIRST VOICE
The sunny slow lulling afternoon yawns and
moons through the dozy town. The sea lolls,
laps and idles in, with fishes sleeping in
its lap. The meadows still as Sunday, the
shut-eye tasselled bulls, the goat-anddaisy
dingles, nap happy and lazy. The dumb duck-ponds
snooze. Clouds sag and pillow on Llaregyb
Hill. Pigs grunt in a wet wallow-bath, and
smile as they snort and dream. They dream
of the acorned swill of the world, the rooting
for pig-fruit, the bagpipe dugs of the mother
sow, the squeal and snuffle of yesses of
the women pigs in rut. They mud-bask and
snout in the pig-loving sun; their tails
curl; they rollick and slobber and snore
to deep, smug, after-swill sleep. Donkeys
angelically drowse on Donkey Down.
MRS PUGH
Persons with manners,
SECOND VOICE
snaps Mrs cold Pugh,
MRS PUGH
do not nod at table.
FIRST VOICE
Mr Pugh cringes awake. He puts on a soft-soaping
smile: it is sad and grey under his nicotine-eggyellow
weeping walrus Victorian moustache worn thick
and long in memory of Doctor Crippen.
MRS PUGH
You should wait until you retire to your
sty,
SECOND VOICE
says Mrs Pugh, sweet as a razor. His fawning
measly quarter-smile freezes. Sly and silent,
he foxes into his chemist's den and there,
in a hiss and prussic circle of cauldrons
and phials brimful with pox and the Black
Death, cooks up a fricassee of deadly nightshade,
nicotine, hot frog, cyanide and bat-spit
for his needling stalactite hag and bednag
of a pokerbacked nutcracker wife.
MR PUGH
I beg your pardon, my dear,
SECOND VOICE
he murmurs with a wheedle.
FIRST VOICE
Captain Cat, at his window thrown wide to
the sun and the clippered seas he sailed
long ago when his eyes were blue and bright,
slumbers and voyages; ear-ringed and rolling,
I Love You Rosie Probert tattooed on his
belly, he brawls with broken bottles in the
fug and babel of the dark dock bars, roves
with a herd of short and good time cows in
every naughty port and twines and souses
with the drowned and blowzy-breasted dead.
He weeps as he sleeps and sails.
SECOND VOICE
One voice of all he remembers most dearly
as his dream buckets down. Lazy early Rosie
with the flaxen thatch, whom he shared with
Tom-Fred the donkeyman and many another seaman,
clearly and near to him speaks from the bedroom
of her dust. In that gulf and haven, fleets
by the dozen have anchored for the little
heaven of the night; but she speaks to Captain
napping Cat alone. Mrs Probert...
ROSIE PROBERT
from Duck Lane, Jack. Quack twice and ask
for Rosie
SECOND VOICE
... is the one love of his sea-life that
was sardined with women.
ROSIE PROBERT (Softly)
What seas did you see, Tom Cat, Tom Cat,
In your sailoring days Long long ago? What
sea beasts were In the wavery green When
you were my master?
CAPTAIN CAT
I'll tell you the truth. Seas barking like
seals, Blue seas and green, Seas covered
with eels And mermen and whales.
ROSIE PROBERT
What seas did you sail Old whaler when On
the blubbery waves Between Frisco and Wales
You were my bosun?
CAPTAIN CAT
As true as I'm here Dear you Tom Cat's tart
You landlubber Rosie You cosy love My easy
as easy My true sweetheart, Seas green as
a bean Seas gliding with swans In the seal-barking
moon.
ROSIE PROBERT
What seas were rocking My little deck hand
My favourite husband In your seaboots and
hunger My duck my whaler My honey my daddy
My pretty sugar sailor. With my name on your
belly When you were a boy Long long ago?
CAPTAIN CAT
I'll tell you no lies. The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your
thighs.
ROSIE PROBERT,
Knock twice, Jack, At the door of my grave
And ask for Rosie.
CAPTAIN CAT
Rosie Probert.
ROSIE PROBERT
Remember her. She is forgetting. The earth
which filled her mouth Is vanishing from
her. Remember me. I have forgotten you. I
am going into the darkness of the darkness
for ever. I have forgotten that I was ever
born.
CHILD
Look,
FIRST VOICE
says a child to her mother as they pass by
the window of Schooner House,
CHILD
Captain Cat is crying
FIRST VOICE
Captain Cat is crying
CAPTAIN CAT
Come back, come back,
FIRST VOICE
up the silences and echoes of the passages
of the eternal night.
CHILD
He's crying all over his nose,
FIRST VOICE
says the child. Mother and child move on
down the street.
CHILD
He's got a nose like strawberries,
FIRST VOICE
the child says ; and then she forgets him
too. She sees in the still middle of the
bluebagged bay Nogood Boyo fishing from the
Zanzibar.
CHILD
Nogood Boyo gave me three pennies yesterday
but I wouldn't,
FIRST VOICE
the child tells her mother.
SECOND VOICE
Boyo catches a whalebone corset. It is all
he has caught all day.
NOGOOD BOYO
Bloody funny fish!
SECOND VOICE
Mrs Dai Bread Two gypsies up his mind's slow
eye, dressed only in a bangle.
NOGOOD BOYO
She's wearing her nightgown. (Pleadingly)
Would you like this nice wet corset, Mrs
Dai Bread Two?
MRS DAI BREAD TWO
No, I won't!
NOGOOD BO YO
And a bite of my little apple?
SECOND VOICE
he offers with no hope.
FIRST VOICE
She shakes her brass nightgown, and he chases
her out of his mind; and when he comes gusting
back, there in the bloodshot centre of his
eye a geisha girl grins and bows in a kimono
of ricepaper.
NOGOOD BO YO
I want to be good Boyo, but nobody'll let
me,
FIRST VOICE
he sighs as she writhes politely. The land
fades, the sea flocks silently away; and
through the warm white cloud where he lies,
silky, tingling, uneasy Eastern music undoes
him in a Japanese minute.
SECOND VOICE
The afternoon buzzes like lazy bees round
the flowers round Mae Rose Cottage. Nearly
asleep in the field of nannygoats who hum
and gently butt the sun, she blows love on
a puffball.
MAE ROSE COTTAGE (Lazily)
He loves me He loves me not He loves me He
loves me not He loves me!--the dirty old
fool.
SECOND VOICE
Lazy she lies alone in clover and sweet-grass,
seventeen and never been sweet in the grass
ho ho.
FIRST VOICE
The Reverend Eli Jenkins inky in his cool
front parlour or poem-room tells only the
truth in his Lifework--the Population, Main
Industry, Shipping, History, Topography,
Flora and Fauna of the town he worships in--the
White Book of Llaregyb. Portraits of famous
bards and preachers, all fur and wool from
the squint to the kneecaps, hang over him
heavy as sheep, next to faint lady watercolours
of pale green Milk Wood like a lettuce salad
dying. His mother, propped against a pot
in a palm, with her wedding-ring waist and
bust like a black-clothed dining-table suffers
in her stays.
REV. ELI JENKINS
Oh angels be careful there with your knives
and forks,
FIRST VOICE
he prays. There is no known likeness of his
father Esau, who, undogcollared because of
his little weakness, was scythed to the bone
one harvest by mistake when sleeping with
his weakness in the corn. He lost all ambition
and died, with one leg.
REV. ELI JENKINS
Poor Dad,
SECOND VOICE
grieves the Reverend Eli,
REV. ELI JENKINS
to die of drink and agriculture.
SECOND VOICE
Farmer Watkins in Salt Lake Farm hates his
cattle on the hill as he ho's them in to
milking.
UTAH WATKINS (In a fury)
Damn you, you damned dairies!
SECOND VOICE
A cow kisses him.
UTAH WATKINS
Bite her to death!
SECOND VOICE
he shouts to his deaf dog who smiles and
licks his hands.
UTAH WATKINS
Gore him, sit on him, Daisy!
SECOND VOICE
he bawls to the cow who barbed him with her
tongue, and she moos gentle words as he raves
and dances among his summerbreathed slaves
walking delicately to the farm. The coming
of the end of the Spring day is already reflected
in the lakes of their great eyes. Bessie
Bighead greets them by the names she gave
them when they were maidens.
BESSIE BIGHEAD
Peg, Meg, Buttercup, Moll, Fan from the Castle,
Theodosia and Daisy.
SECOND VOICE
They bow their heads.
FIRST VOICE
Look up Bessie Bighead in the White Book
of Llaregyb and you will find the few haggard
rags and the one poor glittering thread of
her history laid out in pages there with
as much love and care as the lock of hair
of a first lost love. Conceived in Milk Wood,
born in a barn, wrapped in paper, left on
a doorstep, bigheaded and bass-voiced she
grew in the dark until long-dead Gomer Owen
kissed her when she wasn't looking because
he was dared. Now in the light she'll work,
sing, milk, say the cows' sweet names and
sleep until the night sucks out her soul
and spits it into the sky. In her life-long
low light, holily Bessie milks the fond lake-eyed
cows as dusk showers slowly down over byre,
sea and town.
Utah Watkins curses through the farmyard
on a carthorse.
UTAH WATKINS
Gallop, you bleeding cripple!
FIRST VOICE
and the huge horse neighs softly as though
he had given it a lump of sugar.
Now the town is disk. Each cobble, donkey,
goose and gooseberry street is a thoroughfare
of dusk; and dusk and ceremonial dust, and-
night's first darkening snow, and the sleep
of birds, drift under and through the live
dusk of this place of love. Llaregyb is the
capital of dusk.
Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard, at the first drop of
the dusk-shower, seals all her sea-view doors,
draws the germ-free blinds, sits, erect as
a dry dream on a high-backed hygienic chair
and wills herself to cold, quick sleep. At
once, at twice, Mr Ogmore and Mr Pritchard,
who all dead day long have been gossiping
like ghosts in the woodshed, planning the
loveless destruction of their glass widow,
reluctantly sigh and sidle into her clean
house.
MR PRITCHARD You first, Mr Ogmore.
MR OGMORE
After you, Mr Pritchard.
MR PRITCHARD
No, no, Mr Ogmore. You widowed her first.
FIRST VOICE
And in through the keyhole, with tears where
their eyes once were, they ooze and grumble.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
Husbands,
FIRST VOICE
she says in her sleep. There is acid love
in her voice for one of the two shambling
phantoms. Mr Ogmore hopes that it is not
for him. So does Mr Pritchard.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
I love you both.
MR OGMORE (With terror)
Oh, Mrs Ogmore.
MR PRITCHARD (With horror)
Oh, Mrs Pritchard.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD
Soon it will be time to go to bed. Tell me
your tasks in order.
MR OGMORE AND MR PRITCHARD
We must take our pyjamas from the drawer
marked pyjamas.
MRS OGMORE-PRITCHARD (Coldly)
And then you must take them off.
SECOND VOICE
Down in the dusking town, Mae Rose Cottage,
still lying in clover, listens to the nannygoats
chew, draws circles of lipstick round her
nipples.
MAE ROSE COTTAGE
I'm fast. I'm a bad lot. God will strike
me dead. I'm seventeen. I'll go to hell,
SECOND VOICE
she tells the goats.
MAE ROSE COTTAGE
You just wait. I'll sin till I blow up!
SECOND VOICE
She lies deep, waiting for the worst to happen;
the goats champ and sneer.
FIRST VOICE
And at the doorway of Bethesda House, the
Reverend Jenkins recites to Llaregyb Hill
his sunset poem.
REV. ELI JENKINS
Every morning when I wake, Dear Lord, a little
prayer I make, O please to keep Thy lovely
eye On all poor creatures born to die
And every evening at sun-down I ask a blessing
on the town, For whether we last the night
or no I'm sure is always touch-and-go.
We are not wholly bad or good Who live our
lives under Milk Wood, And Thou, I know,
wilt be the first To see our best side, not
our worst.
O let us see another day! Bless us all this
night, I pray, And to the sun we all will
bow And say, good-bye--but just for now!
FIRST VOICE
Jack Black prepares once more to meet his
Satan in the Wood. He grinds his night-teeth,
closes his eyes, climbs into his religious
trousers, their flies sewn up with cobbler's
thread, and pads out, torched and bibled,
grimly, joyfully, into the already sinning
dusk.
JACK BLACK
Off to Gomorrah!
SECOND VOICE
And Lily Smalls is up to Nogood Boyo in the
wash-house.
FIRST VOICE
And Cherry Owen, sober as Sunday as he is
every day of the week, goes off happy as
Saturday to get drunk as a deacon as he does
every night.
CHERRY OWEN
I always say she's got two husbands,
FIRST VOICE
says Cherry Owen,
CHERRY OWEN
one drunk and one sober.
FIRST VOICE
And Mrs Cherry simply says
MRS CHERRY OWEN
And aren't I a lucky woman? Because I love
them both.
SINBAD
Evening, Cherry.
CHERRY OWEN
Evening, Sinbad.
SINBAD
What'll you have?
CHERRY OWEN
Too much.
SINBAD
The Sailors Arms is always open...
FIRST VOICE
Sinbad suffers to himself, heartbroken,
SINBAD
... oh, Gossamer, open yours!
FIRST VOICE
Dusk is drowned for ever until to-morrow,
It is all at once night now, The windy town
is a hill of windows, and from the larrupped
waves the lights of the lamps in the windows
call back the day and the dead that have
run away to sea. All over the calling dark,
babies and old men are bribed and lullabied
to sleep.
FIRST WOMAN'S VOICE
Hushabye, baby, the sandman is coming...
SECOND WOMAN'S VOICE (Singing)
Rockabye, grandpa, in the tree top, When
the wind blows the cradle will rock, When
the bough breaks the cradle will fall, Down
will come grandpa, whiskers and all.
FIRST VOICE
Or their daughters cover up the old unwinking
men like parrots, and in their little dark
in the lit and bustling young kitchen corners,
all night long they watch, beady-eyed, the
long night through in case death catches
them asleep.
SECOND VOICE
Unmarried girls, alone in their privately
bridal bedrooms, powder and curl for the
Dance of the World.
[Accordion music: dim
They make, in front of their looking-glasses,
haughty or come-hithering faces for the young
men in the street outside, at the lamplit
leaning corners, who wait in the all-at-once
wind to wolve and whistle.
[Accordion music louder, then fading under
FIRST VOICE
The drinkers in the Sailors Arms drink to
the failure of the dance.
A DRINKER
Down with the waltzing and the skipping.
CHERRY OWEN
Dancing isn't natural,
FIRST VOICE
righteously says Cherry Owen who has just
downed seventeen pints of flat, warm, thin,
Welsh, bitter beer.
SECOND VOICE
A farmer's lantern glimmers, a spark on Llaregyb
hillside.
[Accordion music fades into silence
VOICE FIRST
Llaregyb Hill, writes the Reverend Jenkins
in his poem-room,
REV. ELI JENKINS
Llaregyb Hill, that mystic tumulus, the memorial
of peoples that dwelt in the region of Llaregyb
before the Celts left the Land of Summer
and where the old wizards made themselves
a wife out of flowers.
SECOND VOICE
Mr Waldo, in his corner of the Sailors Arms,
sings:
MR WALDO
In Pembroke City when I was young I lived
by the Castle Keep Sixpence a week was my
wages For working for the chimbley-sweep.
Six cold pennies he gave me Not a farthing
more or less And all the fare I could afford
Was parsnip gin and watercress. I did not
need a knife and fork Or a bib up to my chin
To dine on a dish of watercress And a jug
of parsnip gin. Did you ever hear a growing
boy To live so cruel cheap On grub that has
no flesh and bones And liquor that makes
you weep? Sweep sweep chimbley sweep, I wept
through Pembroke City Poor and barefoot in
the snow Till a kind young woman took pity.
Poor little chimbley sweep she said Black
as the ace of spades O nobody's swept my
chimbley Since my husband went his ways Come
and sweep my chimbley Come and sweep my chimbley
She sighed to me with a blush Come and sweep
my chimbley Come and sweep my chimbley Bring
along your chimbley brush!
FIRST VOICE
Blind Captain Cat climbs into his bunk. Like
a cat, he sees in the dark. Through the voyages
of his tears he sails to see the dead.
CAPTAIN CAT
Dancing Williams!
FIRST DROWNED
Still dancing.
CAPTAIN CAT
Jonah Jarvis
THIRD DROWNED
Still.
FIRST DROWNED
Curly Bevan's skull.
ROSIE PROBERT
Rosie, with God. She has forgotten dying.
FIRST VOICE
The dead come out in their Sunday best.
SECOND VOICE
Listen to the night breaking.
FIRST VOICE
Organ Morgan goes to chapel to play the organ.
He sees Bach lying on a tombstone.
ORGAN MORGAN
Johann Sebastian!
CHERRY OWEN (Drunkenly)
Who?
ORGAN MORGAN
Johann Sebastian mighty Bach. Oh, Bach fach
CHERRY OWEN
To hell with you,
FIRST VOICE
says Cherry Owen who is resting on the tombstone
on his way home.
Mr Mog Edwards and Miss Myfanwy Price happily
apart from one another at the top and the
sea end of the town write their everynight
letters of love and desire. In the warm White
Book of Llaregyb you will find the little
maps of the islands of their contentment.
MYFANWY PRICE
Oh, my Mog, I am yours for ever.
FIRST VOICE
And she looks around with pleasure at her
own neat neverdull room which Mr Mog Edwards
will never enter.
MOG EDWARDS
Come to my arms, Myfanwy.
FIRST VOICE
And he hugs his lovely money to his own heart.
And Mr Waldo drunk in the dusky wood hugs
his lovely Polly Garter under the eyes and
rattling tongues of the neighbours and the
birds, and he does not care. He smacks his
live red lips.
But it is not his name that Polly Garter
whispers as she lies under the oak and loves
him back. Six feet deep that name sings in
the cold earth.
POLLY GARTER (Sings)
But I always think as we tumble into bed
Of little Willy Wee who is dead, dead, dead.
FIRST VOICE
The thin night darkens. A breeze from the
creased water sighs the streets close under
Milk waking Wood. The Wood, whose every tree-foot's
cloven in the black glad sight of the hunters
of lovers, that is a God-built garden to
Mary Ann Sailors who knows there is Heaven
on earth and the chosen people of His kind
fire in Llaregyb's land, that is the fairday
farmhands' wantoning ignorant chapel of bridesbeds,
and, to the Reverend Eli Jenkins, a greenleaved
sermon on the innocence of men, the suddenly
wind-shaken wood springs awake for the second
dark time this one Spring day.
THE END