TALKING "BEING and TIME" TOILET
ROLL DISPENSER
Our Talking Toilet Roll-Holder is this years
hottest entertainment gag gift! A heavily
accented German voice reads Heidegger's crap-fiction
to you whilst you sit and meditate as to
its elemental stupidity. For a small extra
cost It comes with kind-to-the-skin medicated
Matching Paper-Rolls overprinted with the
original obfuscational text to provide the
ultimate satisfaction and comfort. Sit and
Laugh as the words are read out to you or
wipe your posterior on the turgid transcendentalist
text simultaneously.
READY-TO-ROLL ADD-ON MESSAGES (choice of
four) available at a small extra cost) inserted
after every paragraph a reminder
can also come in very handy to urge the kids
to wash their hands after going to the bathroom,
or advize adults to put the seat down to
keep your toddler from splashing the carpet.
Hilarious way to surprise your friends and
at the same time impress them with the advanced
level of your "Cultural Awareness."
Amaze your neighbours with the fact that
you acknowledge Heidegger's "Great Work" as the most popular brand of:
THINKING MAN'S TOILET PAPER
Easy to record and re-record your own messages
Fits all toilet paper roll holders
Installs in seconds... years of fun!
Convenient on/off switch - comes complete
with
- Bonus * Bonus * Bonus * Bonus
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- Free Recording of "Hustler" Husserl's
- "Goals and Tasks of Metaphysics"
- (Considered Excellent For Sphincteral Relaxation)
- It's like having your own Private Bathroom
Philosopher / Comedian!
