FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a parody religion
created by American Bobby Henderson to protest
the decision by the Kansas State Board of
Education to allow intelligent design to
be taught in science classes alongside evolution.
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The "religion" has since become
an Internet phenomenon that has garnered
many followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(sometimes referring to themselves as "Pastafarians",
a pun on Rastafarians) who claim to have
been touched by "His Noodly Appendage"
and preach the word of their "noodly
master" as the one true religion. Flying
Spaghetti Monsterism is primarily the invention
of Bobby Henderson, a graduate of Oregon
State University with a degree in physics.
Some websites sell shirts, mugs, and other
paraphernalia in support of Flying Spaghetti
Monsterism.
Developments In June 2005. Bobby Henderson
submitted an open letter to the Kansas Board
of Education in response to their decision
on giving intelligent design equal time with
evolution by natural selection in biology
classes. He demanded that Flying Spaghetti
Monsterism also be given equal time in classrooms,
along with the other, more traditional religious
creator. Shortly afterwards, he received
responses from two sympathetic members of
the board. A third response was also received
in mid-August. Over the next two months,
traffic on Henderson's FSM website grew steadily.
The popularity of the site exploded in August,
when the Flying Spaghetti Monster was featured
on several blogs and Internet news sites
such as Fark. com. Articles in the mainstream
media soon followed.
In the "Latest News" section of
Henderson's website he notes that U. S. President
George W. Bush [1] and U. S. Senator Bill
Frist [2] have publicly supported the teaching
of non-evolutionary theories, and Henderson
infers, therefore, that they support the
teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
However, neither has publicly stated any
position on FSM.
Beliefs
Images depicting the creation of the universe
typically show the Monster, a tree-covered
mountain, and a midgit [sic].Many of the
"beliefs" proposed by Henderson
were intentionally chosen to parody arguments
commonly set forth by proponents of Intelligent
Design.
The Universe was created by an invisible
and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All evidence pointing towards evolution was
intentionally planted by this being. Global
warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other
natural disasters are a direct consequence
of the decline in numbers of pirates since
the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation
between the pirates and global temperatures
was also provided. This was presumably intended
to highlight the logical fallacy of correlation
implying causation. Bobby Henderson is the
"prophet" of this religion. [edit]
Codes of conduct Prayers are ended with the
word "RAmen" rather than "Amen".
Followers are expected to dress in full pirates'
regalia. [edit] Benefits of conversion Henderson
initially gave the following reasons for
converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism:
Like the noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti
Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
Every Friday is a religious holiday. Promise
of a stripper factory and a beer volcano
in Heaven.
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