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The "religion" has since become
an Internet phenomenon that has garnered
many followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(sometimes referring to themselves as "Pastafarians",
a pun on Rastafarians) who claim to have
been touched by "His Noodly Appendage"
and preach the word of their "noodly
master" as the one true religion. Flying
Spaghetti Monsterism is primarily the invention
of Bobby Henderson, a graduate of Oregon
State University with a degree in physics.
Some websites sell shirts, mugs, and other
paraphernalia in support of Flying Spaghetti
Monsterism.

Developments In June 2005.
Bobby Henderson submitted an open letter
to the Kansas Board of Education in response
to their decision on giving intelligent design
equal time with evolution by natural selection
in biology classes. He demanded that Flying
Spaghetti Monsterism also be given equal
time in classrooms, along with the other,
more traditional religious creator. Shortly
afterwards, he received responses from two
sympathetic members of the board. A third
response was also received in mid-August.
Over the next two months, traffic on Henderson's
FSM website grew steadily. The popularity
of the site exploded in August, when the
Flying Spaghetti Monster was featured on
several blogs and Internet news sites such
as Fark. com. Articles in the mainstream
media soon followed.
In the "Latest News" section
of
Henderson's website he notes that U.
S. President
George W. Bush [1] and U. S. Senator
Bill
Frist [2] have publicly supported the
teaching
of non-evolutionary theories, and Henderson
infers, therefore, that they support
the
teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
However, neither has publicly stated
any
position on FSM.
Beliefs
Images depicting the creation of the
universe
typically show the Monster, a tree-covered
mountain, and a midgit [sic].Many of
the
"beliefs" proposed by Henderson
were intentionally chosen to parody
arguments
commonly set forth by proponents of
Intelligent
Design.
The Universe was created by an invisible
and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All evidence pointing towards evolution
was
intentionally planted by this being.
Global
warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and
other
natural disasters are a direct consequence
of the decline in numbers of pirates
since
the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse
correlation
between the pirates and global temperatures
was also provided. This was presumably
intended
to highlight the logical fallacy of
correlation
implying causation. Bobby Henderson
is the
"prophet" of this religion.
[edit]
Codes of conduct Prayers are ended
with the
word "RAmen" rather than
"Amen".
Followers are expected to dress in
full pirates'
regalia. [edit] Benefits of conversion
Henderson
initially gave the following reasons
for
converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism:
Like the noodles they worship, Flying
Spaghetti
Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
Every Friday is a religious holiday.
Promise
of a stripper factory and a beer volcano
in Heaven.
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