"It's  no use Mein Lieblings Hannah,  these damn ideal Platonic Forms or perfect exemplars of 'pie in the sky'  are  as bad as a Martian meteorite shower!  We'll have to slow down.  We're due to approach  the ideal-form clouds of perfect cast iron water-hydrants shortly!   if that's not all - we still have to navigate through the micrometeoroid-stream of Plato's ideal urine - let's hope it doesn't corrode our space-suit fittings!

                   Ich wünsche, daß Furzarsch Plato nie geboren gewesen war! Heil Hitler!"