GOD'S DIARY
DAY ZERO
There is no time yet, no days to measure
it by or events to sequence it; there
is
no matter or space, no up, no down,
no before
and no after. Not even Chaos. Only
Me.
Eternity doesn't drag: it festers.
And as
eternity cannot be measured I am unable
to
say how much of it has passed. As a
matter
of fact it does not pass at all. It
just
IS, heavily and absorbingly.
I contemplate Myself. As I am perfect,
there
is nothing to contemplate but the dreary
parameters of My perfection.
Or is there? I concentrate, aware of
the
import of My sudden discovery. Or is
there
indeed?
And what if I should dream?
DAY ONE
I imagine electromagnetic radiation,
in particular
wavelengths of between 7 x 1 -5 and
4 x 10-5
centimetres and develop the ability
to be
aware of it with what you might anachronistically
call an eye. Bright and good, the radiation
illuminates the nothing round Me effulgently.
And I blink metaphysically, switching
the
wavelengths off and on, dreaming night
and
day. Am exhausted but radiant.
DAY TWO
Having envisioned the elements the
English
will later call oxygen and hydrogen,
I marry
them to form a viscous medium - the
medium
of primal seas and the vapour ballooning
above them. Burnt out, but wet and
happy.
DAY THREE
I dream up a skeleton igneous rock
arching
out of the viscous medium; some of
this I
grind and glue instantly into arkoses,
limestones,
loess, greywackes, pyroxenes - and
some of
these I metamorphose into marbles,
schists,
gneisses and slates. Then, getting
bored,
I think up minute templates of photosynthesising
beings that procreate and self-destruct,
and all the exotic complexities of
Linnaean
taxonymy. I am groggy - but free of
boredom.
DAY FOUR
I isolate the electromagnetic radiation
into
individual sources of light - sol atque
luna,
sun and moon, Sonne und Mond - and
mind-pricking
stars. Without the tiniest bang, the
ticking
of my cesium clock has started: I become
dizzy with the ever-rolling ballet
of becoming
and dying. After a half-eternity of
virtual
slumber, I begin to long for real repose.
DAY FIVE
Barely able to keep awake, I fantasise
autonomous
beings in the viscous medium and in
the nitrogen-oxygen
blend of gases above - strange reveries
locomoting
on stomachs, legs, fins or cilia. At
first
I am dazzled by the brilliance of the
exchange
of gases: plants needing carbon dioxide
release
oxygen, animals releasing carbon dioxide
need oxygen. The exchange of solids
delights
Me also - the life-death equivalences
of
animals consuming each other or plants.
Soon,
however, I am assailed by cries of
anguish
from My creation and silent prayers
of pain;
the dying and the sickening get to
Me; insidiously
they overwhelm Me. Having invented
a machine
of near perpetual motion, I find I
cannot
uncreate it, can only wait for its
built-in
entropy to run it down. Heavy-eyed,
I wonder
if this is a nightmare or a dream.
DAY SIX
Unable to stop myself, I fancy creatures
for the dry land, including a biped
that
thinks it looks like Me. I'm really
not the
least bit religious, but these animals
are
beginning to disturb Me. I have given
them
a semblance of free will to make them
more
amusing, but they're already coming
to all
the wrong decisions. Longing for sleep.
DAY SEVEN
I sink into unconsciousness for the
second
half of eternity¹
¹Editor's note: the above text
was discovered
in al-Hadr, Iraq, when a certain Muhammad
ibn Tawil was excavating a septic tank
for
his mother's maiden aunt; the lettering
is
a prototype of cuneiform writing and
was
first decoded by Professor Ivor Williams
of Leeds University.
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