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WHERE IS THE GRAVEYARD OF DEAD GODS?
H. L. MENCKEN




WHERE IS THE GRAVEYARD OF DEAD GODS?
H. L. MENCKEN

Henry Louis Mencken was born on September 12, 1880. He was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland. Mencken suffered a cerebral thrombosis in 1948, from which he never fully recovered, and died on January 29, 1956



What lingering mourner waters their mounds? There was a time when Jupiter was the king of the gods, and any man who doubted his puissance was ipso facto a barbarian and an ignoramus. But where in all the world is there a man who worships Jupiter today? And who of Huitzilopochtli? In one year - and it is no more than five hundred years ago - 50,000 youths and maidens were slain in sacrifice to him. Today, if he is remembered at all, it is only by some vagrant savage in the depths of the Mexican forest.

Huitzilopochtli, like many other gods, had no human father; his mother was a virtuous widow; he was born of an apparently innocent flirtation that she carried out with the sun. When he frowned, his father, the sun, stood still. When he roared with rage, earthquakes engulfed whole cities. When he thirsted he was watered with 10,000 gallons of human blood. But today Huitzilopochtli is as magnificently forgotten as Allen G. Thurman. Once the peer of Allah, Buddha and Wotan, he is now the peer of Richmond P. Hobson, Alton B. Parker, Adelina Patti, General Weyler and Tom Sharkey.

Speaking of Huitzilopochtli recalls his brother Tezcatilpoca. Tezcatilpoca was almost as powerful; he consumed 25,000 virgins a year. Lead me to his tomb: I would weep, and hang a couronne des perles. But who knows where it is? Or where the grave of Quitzalcoatl is? Or Xiehtecuthli? Or Centeotl, that sweet one? Or Tlazolteotl, the goddess of love? Of Mictlan? Or Xipe? Or all the host of Tzitzimitles? Where are their bones? Where is the willow on which they hung their harps? In what forlorn and unheard-of Hell do they await their resurrection morn? Who enjoys their residuary estates? Or that of Dis, whom Caesar found to be the chief god of the Celts? Of that of Tarves, the bull? Or that of Moccos, the pig? Or that of Epona, the mare? Or that of Mullo, the celestial jackass? There was a time when the Irish revered all these gods, but today even the drunkest Irishman laughs at them.

But they have company in oblivion: the Hell of dead gods is as crowded as the Presbyterian Hell for babies. Damona is there, and Esus, and Drunemeton, and Silvana, and Dervones, and Adsalluta, and Deva, and Belisima, and Uxellimus, and Borvo, and Grannos, and Mogons. All mighty gods in their day, worshipped by millions, full of demands and impositions, able to bind and loose - all gods of the first class. Men labored for generations to build vast temples to them - temples with stones as large as hay-wagons. The business of interpreting their whims occupied thousands of priests, bishops, archbishops. To doubt them was to die, usually at the stake. Armies took to the field to defend them against infidels; villages were burned, women and children butchered, cattle were driven off. Yet in the end they all withered and died, and today there is none so poor to do them reverence.

What has become of Sutekh, once the high god of the whole Nile Valley? What has become of:


Resheph Baal
Anath  Astarte
Ashtoreth Hadad
Nebo  Dagon
Melek  Amon-Re
Ahijah  Osiris
 Isis  Osiris
 Ptah  Molech

All these were gods of the highest eminence. Many of them are mentioned with fear and trembling in the Old Testament. They ranked, five or six thousand years ago, with Yahweh Himself; the worst of them stood far higher than Thor. Yet they have all gone down the chute, and with them the following:
Arianrod  Nuada Argetlam
Morrigu  Tagd
Govannon Goibniu
Gunfled          Odin
Dagda   Ogma
Ogryvan Marzin
Dea Dia Mara
Iuno Lucina                   Diana of  Ephesus
Saturn                        Robigus
Furrina                       Pluto
Cronos                        Vesta
Engurra                       Zer-panitu
Belus                         Merodach
Ubilulu                       Elum
U-dimmer-an-kia               Marduk
U-sab-sib                     Nin
U-Mersi                       Persephone
Tammuz                        Istar
Venus                         Lagas
Beltis                        Nirig
Nusku                         En-Mersi
Aa                            Assur
Sin                           Beltu
Apsu                          Kuski-banda
Elali                         Nin-azu
Mami                          Qarradu
Zaraqu                        Ueras
Zagaga





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