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Heideggerian Cult
Brainwashing Techniques
Jud Evans
A constantly re-occurring complaint found amongst most anti-Heideggerian critics and commentators concerns the fact that if one disagrees with Heidegger's ontological fantasies one is immediately accused of not reading the 'Master's' texts with a sufficiently 'open mind.'


No matter how many times one protests that on the contrary, the texts have been read and re-read closely - even hermeneutically, and that one perfectly understands his theories and notions but reject them as patently puerile, they still act as if you were the dope instead of them. We can further add, but it makes no difference, that we reject as laughable his outrageous and risible  employment of the grammatical gerundial mechanism'Dasein', or do not recognise the 'so-called 'ontological difference' other than as a BASIC ERROR of thinking in any 'thinkers thinking.'

       We can endlessly repeat that it matters not HOW MANY TIMES one reads the material, or if one spends HOURS poring over every single word with a magnifying-glass, one doesn't come any closer to ACCEPTING the gross mistakes of the thinker, but only understand more clearly the clanking mechanisms and the farm-yard whirring turning of this ponderous peasant's geared wheels, and the coiled springs of the confused mind of the thinker as he thinks, and how he manipulates and improvises, extends, explicates and defends his original befuddled Grundbegriffe as he whizzes round the ontological 'cup and ball' of his Daseinic trickery.


      The response, and the method of rebuttal typical of all Heideggerians, and indeed all cults and cultists, whether they be of a philosophical, religious, or political nature, or members of the flying saucer and the alien abduction lunatic fringe macumba, is the same monotonous, boring mantra:


(1) 'You haven't read enough of his books.'


(2) 'You need to spend more time sky-watching on Salisbury Plain on a cloudless night.'


(3) 'It's because you haven't read 'XYZ' - [a particular book of his.]


(4) 'It's because you haven't read what happened to Mrs.Glaube Allem of Warmister, who was found by her husband after the pubs closed, distressed and without knickers, with an American sailor in Longridge Wood, , and who protested that the Yank had rescued her after she had been abducted into an alien spaceship and interfered with by little green men.'


(5) 'It's because you don't allow yourself to "get into the mind" of the thinker of the writings and 'go along with the thought.'


Heidegger's Techniques

    I have been studying the language of Heideggerianism for some time [or the 'Heideggerian Mantra' as it is sometimes described] which is worryingly similar to the "voice roll technique" used by preachers, North Korean 're-educators,' cross-examinating lawyers and hypnotists to achieve 'agreement results.'


    The decognition process - 'clear your mind and start again' method [exemplified in the address to his students in his 'Basic Concepts' or 'Grundbegriffe' lecture] - is precisely akin to the 'constant arsenic-drop' of word repetition typical of Heidegger and all Nazis, and identified by Klemperer in his quote:


"Nazism permeated the flesh and blood of the people through single words, idioms and sentence structures which were imposed upon them in a million repetitions and taken on board mechanically and unconsciously... Words can be like tiny doses of arsenic"


Then there is the "sell it by zealotry technique," which one often encounters on the Internet's Heidegger discussion forums. The outrageous 'taken as a given and move on' technique' of Heidegger as he treats the primitive concept of 'Being' in the introductory chapters of Being and Time, and the ontological fait accompli of the Gerundial wheeze 'Dasein,' and [sadly] Sartre, who I had always thought of as more intelligent than his German fellow transcendentalist, speaking of 'property' and 'essence' as if they were an accepted axiomatic component in any thinkers tool-kit.


Then we arrive at 'the end of the world' and "only hope for the salvation of humanity" technique, employed by the increasingly hysterical evangelist Heideggerian 'John the Baptists' or the ontological Stormtroopers of 'the"Being' Beserker Brigade.'


     The doleful fact for me, perhaps the saddest fact of all, and the greatest disappointment for me personally, was that when, [not knowing much about existentialism at the time] I first came to Sartre, and later Heidegger erroneously thinking that it was about personal freedom, independence of thought, and creative ideas, I instead found that on the contrary it was a tightly knit band of fanatics, yet another boring cult of philosophical Hari Krishnas chanting meaningless metaphysical mantras, who, for the most part occupied themselves hermeneutically poring over the sacred texts with fingerless gloves in an effort to prove to other cult members that they were wrong in their interpretation of some minor and fatuously irrelevant aspect of 'the Great Sage's' pronouncements.


     And so it came to me that the most basic of all facts about brainwashing in the entire history of man, is that no one has ever been brainwashed and realised, or believed, that he HAD been brainwashed. Auto-brainwashed Heideggerians who have had their mental gearing and balance interfered with in this way will usually passionately defend their Heideggerian manipulator, claiming they have simply been "shown the light" . . . or have been transformed in miraculous ways, and it doesn't matter what criminal activity the guru has been up to, or how many Rolls Royce's the Yogi owns and operates out of the funds supplies by participants or dupes supporting the particular Yogi Industry, or how many foul and evil statements the black, red and white beflagged Guru has made in his private life, and how much of his private obsessions are introduced into the body of his doctrine — they follow the Master for they don't recognise that they have been brainwashed and have become transmogrified into irrationalist automatons whose grey matter and the areas which process language have been invaded and become infested with an insidious ontological ga-ga-speak which renders them incapable of normal communication.


Obeah Figure

The Heidegger cultists do not realise they have 'seen the light' because of the textual nature of their Obeah's material with its specialised 'loaded anti-intellectualisms' [known as 'Heidegger-speak' to the long-suffering anti-Heideggerian cognoscenti] is laid out in such a fashion, typical of the American classic: 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' by Dale Carnegie, (essential reading for all salesmen, in order to brainwash themselves to the value and efficacy of the product they are asked to foist upon a suspicious public,] and they have in fact become victims of the most pernicious form of brainwashing ever - brainwashing by proxy - or brainwashing by academic acolytes and theo-ontological thurifers paid for out of the public purse, or the alternate Heidegger Industry mail-order brainwashing, or by the treble whammy combination of the three methods making it certain that the minds of our youth are well and truly laundered by this insidious and mentally debilitating ontological dualism.

The Wiffling of the Waffler.

They believe that they have formed the forming of their own opinionated opinions [which in a strangely strange way they have] and have arrived at the arrival of their own conclusions conclusively and independently of the self of themselves, by first engaging in a wide reading of other sacred textualising texts, and then coming so prepared in their preparation and suitably mentally equipped to the inner sanctum in the cleansing clearing - in the lighting of the Lichtung - in the mythical Wagnerian Wald of their metaphysicalist Master - where hollow-eyed Zarathrustra forever limps in his limping towards the distant fluttering flitter of the Hakenkreuz on the Hütte on the hill, and blonde-haired wood-nymphs dwell in the dwelling [who lay with Hölderlin before he was mad.]

And there of a sudden, there in the thereness of the there, in the Da-ness of the Da, near the very open ontological orifice of the cavity of the cave of the Die Nibelungen, in the land of the Daseinic Dämmerung they became enraptured in enrapture, and captured in their capture and bondaged and subverted by goat-footed Pan and the liquid honeying of the honey of 'Heidegger-speak,' and they knelt in their kneeling at the feeling of the footing at the feet of their Master and the meat of their Vater, and pumped crystal water from his special spouting spout, and licked his calloused toes with hot darting Daseinic tonguing tongues, and anointed his sore solipsismic soles with oil of Lavendel.

And thus they drifted apart from the naturalising nature of the natural speaking of speaking of humankind, and the words spoke for them in their spoking of speaking, and their jokes jeaked for them in their joking of jeaking, and their teaks did the tokes in their toking of teaking.

Then, caught in a shaft of light - in that momentary moment - kneeling by the Shepherd of 'Being's' burning bum-fold - there within the crooked crutch of his crooked shepherd's swastika crook - THEY SAW THE LIGHT LIGHTING - and partook of the wafer of waffle-speak, and their lips became moist with the metaphysical moisture of moisturing, and their grammar became ridiculous with the ridiculing of ridicule and the dar dar dar of the dar dar dar and the dar dar dar dar of the ...it's OK - Relax -  I don't REALLY talk like this - I'm only taking the Mickey.

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