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DANGEROUS PHILOSOPHICAL VIRUSES



VIRUS
(Status - virulent)



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Type:


Classification: Virulent

Sub-strain: *Sein - Heideggerianensis*
Classification: Most Critical.

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        Target-hosts known to be vulnerable include:

Beginning students in philosophy and religious studies. Religious seminarians and novitiates for the priesthood. Viewers of TV programs of *Mystery and Imagination* and *Alien Abduction* etc. Subscribers of *philosophy* Internet Discussion Groups. Those unwittingly in contact with those already infected.

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The Nature of the *Being Heideggerianensis* Infection Process

Step 1		 an is on the table

The eyes observe the entity and its position on the table

a visual signal is transmitted to the cerebral cortex.
.

Step 2 

the entity  

on the table		    

The message from the eyes concerning the entity*s immediate proximity is perceived by the brain

 The brain records the entity as the nominatum corresponding to the English word /apple/ and enters its location into the neurophysical registry as
"an apple is on the table."
.

Step 3

The apple
on the table

The resident existentialist virus    
recognises the brain*s instantiation of the entity /apple/		  
The virus  then dualistically re-registers the *fact* of the apple*s  *existence* and re-installs it as the
*ontological difference* 
known as the apple*s *BEING*
.

  Step 4         

the apple

on the table   the virus  copies the imagined "fact" of the apple*s "existence" to the brain-registry by default.   Thus it is re-registered as a non-objective non-existent ontological  duality. (i.e., as the
*Apple's BEING*

Thus the non-objective, non-existent conceptual instantiation known as the *ontological difference* (i. e., the *existence* or *Being* of the apple. The Concept *Being* is then reified and referred to as it it actually existed as a viable subject of discourse.



 		 *Sein    Heideggerianensis* = !INFECTION!!INFECTION!
the apple plus the putative dualistic *fact  or *existence* of the apple equals the completed viral installation of the so-called
*BEING* of the apple

          

The secondary corrupted and redundant  ontological version of the *fact* that the apple exists has now been  re-registered and written to the belief-system as: *the apple*s *Being.* The Heideggerian virus is now successfully embodied in the neuronal network of its new host Theinfected  victim now believes that  there is an *ontological difference* 

                                                                 

  between:
   the
 
 and
The *Fact* of the apple existing, which Heidegger calls its *Being.*

Removal Code:

To eliminate the ontological redundancy *Being*  simply adjust the cognitive firewall [see note] which  excludes the propagation of the *fact*  as an ontological  duality,and restricts it to  its default role of  the original:  *object  report* or denotatum of the word  "apple alert "message to the brain.
Instructions for removal:



   Insert code between the ears then reboot brain.
 
 
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