Of Persons One Would Wish to Have Seen
William Hazlitt
“Come like shadows—so depart.”
LAMB 1 it was, I think, who suggested this
subject, as well as the defence of Guy Fawkes,
which I urged him to execute. As, however,
he would undertake neither, I suppose I must
do both, a task for which he would have been
much fitter, no less from the temerity than
the felicity of his pen—
“Never so sure our rapture
to create
As when it touch’d the
brink of all we hate.” 2
Compared with him, I shall, I fear, make
but a commonplace piece of business of it;
but I should be loth the idea was entirely
lost, and, besides, I may avail myself of
some hints of his in the progress of it.
I am sometimes, I suspect, a better reporter
of the ideas of other people than expounder
of my own. I pursue the one too far into
paradox or mysticism; the others I am not
bound to follow farther than I like, or than
seems fair and reasonable. 1
On the question being started, Ayrton 3 said,
“I suppose the two first persons you would
choose to see would be the two greatest names
in English literature, Sir Isaac Newton and
Mr. Locke?” In this Ayrton, as usual, reckoned
without his host. Everyone burst out a-laughing
at the expression on Lamb’s face, in which
impatience was restrained by courtesy. “Yes,
the greatest names,” he stammered out hastily;
“but they were not persons—not persons.”
“Not persons,” said Ayrton, looking wise
and foolish at the same time, afraid his
triumph might be premature. “That is,” rejoined
Lamb, “not characters, you know. By Mr. Locke
and Sir Isaac Newton, you mean the ‘Essay
on the Human Understanding,’ and the ‘Principia,’
which we have to this day. Beyond their contents
there is nothing personally interesting in
the men. But what we want to see anyone bodily
for, is when there is something peculiar,
striking in the individuals, more than we
can learn from their writings, and yet are
curious to know.
I dare say Locke and Newton were very like
Kneller’s portraits of them. But who could
paint Shakespeare?” “Ay,” retorted Ayrton,
“there it is,; then I suppose you would prefer
seeing him and Milton instead?” “No,” said
Lamb, “neither. I have seen so much of Shakespeare
on the stage and on book-stalls, in frontispieces
and on mantelpieces, that I am quite tired
of the everlasting repetition: and as to
Milton’s face, the impressions that have
come down to us of it I do not like; it is
too starched and puritanical; and I should
be afraid of losing some of the manna of
his poetry in the leaven of his countenance
and the precisian’s band and gown.” “I shall
guess no more,” said Ayrton. “Who is it,
then, you would like to see ‘in his habit
as he lived,’ if you had your choice of the
whole range of English literature?”
Lamb then named Sir Thomas Browne and Fulke
Greville, the friend of Sir Philip Sidney,
as the two worthies whom he should feel the
greatest pleasure to encounter on the floor
of his apartment in their nightgowns and
slippers and to exchange friendly greeting
with them.
At this Ayrton laughed outright, and conceived
Lamb was jesting with him; but as no one
followed his example, he thought there might
be something in it, and waited for an explanation
in a state of whimsical suspense. Lamb then
(as well as I can remember a conversation
that passed twenty years ago—how time slips!)
went on as follows: “The reason why I pitch
upon these two authors is, that their writings
are riddles, and they themselves the most
mysterious of personages. They resemble the
soothsayers of old, who dealt in dark hints
and doubtful oracles; and I should like to
ask them the meaning of what no mortal but
themselves, I should suppose, can fathom.
There is Dr. Johnson: I have no curiosity,
no strange uncertainty about him; he and
Boswell together have pretty well let me
into the secret of what passed through his
mind. He and other writers like him are sufficiently
explicit; my friends, whose repose I should
be tempted to disturb (were it in my power),
are implicit, inextricable, inscrutable.
“‘And call up him who left half-told
The story of Cambuscan bold.’
4
2 “When I look at that obscure but gorgeous
prose composition, the ‘Urn-burial,’ I seem
to myself to look into a deep abyss, at the
bottom of which are hid pearls and rich treasure;
or it is like a stately labyrinth of doubt
and withering speculation, and I would invoke
the spirit of the author to lead me through
it. Besides, who would not be curious to
see the lineaments of a man who, having himself
been twice married, wished that mankind were
propagated like trees! 5 As to Fulke Greville,
he is like nothing but one of his own ‘Prologues
spoken by the ghost of an old king of Ormus,’
a truly formidable and inviting personage:
his style is apocalyptical, cabalistical,
a knot worthy of such an apparition to untie;
and for the unravelling a passage or two,
I would stand the brunt of an encounter with
so portentous a commentator!” “I am afraid,
in that case,” said Ayrton, “that if the
mystery were once cleared up, the merit might
be lost;” and turning to me, whispered a
friendly apprehension, that while Lamb continued
to admire these old crabbed authors, he would
never become a popular writer. Dr. Donne
was mentioned as a writer of the same period,
with a very interesting countenance, whose
history was singular, and whose meaning was
often quite as “uncomeatable,” without a
personal citation from the dead, as that
of any of his contemporaries. The volume
was produced; and while someone was expatiating
on the exquisite simplicity and beauty of
the portrait prefixed to the old edition,
Ayrton got hold of the poetry, and exclaiming
“What have we here?” read the following:
| “‘Here lies a She-Sun and a He-Moon there, |
| She gives the best light to his sphere |
| Or each is both and all, and so |
| They unto one another nothing owe.’” |
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There was no resisting this,
till Lamb, seizing the volume, turned to
the beautiful “Lines to His Mistress,” dissuading
her from accompanying him abroad, and read
them with suffused features and a faltering
tongue:
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“‘By our first strange and fatal interview, |
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By all desires which thereof did ensue, |
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By our long starving hopes, by that remorse |
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Which my words’ masculine perswasive force |
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Begot in thee, and by the memory |
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Of hurts, which spies and rivals threatened
me, |
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I calmely beg. But by thy father’s wrath, |
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By all paines which want and divorcement
hath, |
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I conjure thee; and all the oathes which
I |
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And thou have sworne to seale joynt constancy |
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Here I unsweare, and overswear them thus— |
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Thou shalt not love by ways so dangerous. |
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Temper, O fair love! love’s impetuous rage, |
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Be my true mistris still, not my faign’d
Page; |
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I’ll goe, and, by thy kinde leave, leave
behinde |
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Thee! onely worthy to nurse it in my minde. |
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Thirst to come backe; O, if thou die before, |
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My soule, from other lands to thee shall
soare. |
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Thy (else almighty) beautie cannot move |
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Rage from the seas, nor thy love teach them
love, |
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Nor tame wild Boreas’ harshnesse: thou hast
reade |
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How roughly hee in peeces shivered |
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Fair Orithea, whom he swore he lov’d. |
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Fair ill or good, ’tis madness to have prov’d |
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Dangers unurg’d: Feed on this flattery, |
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That absent lovers one in th’ other be. |
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Dissemble nothing, not a boy; nor change |
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Thy bodie’s habite, not minde; be not strange |
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To thyeselfe onely. All will spie in thy
face |
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A blushing, womanly, discovering grace. |
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Richly-cloath’d apes are call’d apes, and
as soon |
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Eclips’d as bright, we call the moone the
moon. |
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Men of France, changeable camelions, |
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Spittles of diseases, shops of fashions, |
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Love’s fuellers, and the rightest company |
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Of players, which upon the world’s stage
be, |
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Will quickly know thee … O stay here! for
thee |
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England is onely a worthy gallerie, |
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To walke in expectation; till from thence |
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Our greatest King call thee to his presence. |
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When I am gone, dreame me some happinesse, |
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Nor let thy lookes our long-hid love confesse, |
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Nor praise, nor dispraise me; nor blesse,
nor curse |
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Openly love’s force, nor in bed fright thy
nurse |
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With midnight’s starting, crying out, Oh,
oh, |
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Nurse, oh my love is slaine, I saw him goe |
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O’er the white Alpes alone! I saw him, I, |
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Assail’d, fight, taken, stabb’d, bleed, fall,
and die. |
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Augure me better change, except dread Jove |
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Thinke it enough for me to have had thy love.’” |
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4 Someone then inquired of Lamb if we could
not see from the window the Temple-walk in
which Chaucer used to take his exercise;
and on his name being put to the vote, I
was pleased to find that there was a general
sensation in his favor in all but Ayrton,
who said something about the ruggedness of
the metre, and even objected to the quaintness
of the orthography. I was vexed at this superficial
gloss, pertinaciously reducing everything
to its own trite level, and asked, “If he
did not think it would be worth while to
scan the eye that had first greeted the Muse
in that dim twilight and early dawn of English
literature; to see the head round which the
visions of fancy must have played like gleams
of inspiration or a sudden glory; to watch
those lips that “lisped in numbers, for the
numbers came’—as by a miracle, or as if the
dumb should speak? Nor was it alone that
he had been the first to tune his native
tongue (however imperfectly to modern ears);
but he was himself a noble, manly character,
standing before his age and striving to advance
it; a pleasant humorist withal, who has not
only handed down to us the living manners
of his time, but had, no doubt, store of
curious and quaint devices, and would make
as hearty a companion as mine host of the
Tabard.
His interview with Petrarch is fraught with
interest. Yet I would rather have seen Chaucer
in company with the author of the ‘Decameron,’
and have heard them exchange their best stories
together—the ‘Squire’s Tale’ against the
story of the “Falcon,’ the ‘Wife of Bath’s
Prologue’ against the ‘Adventures of Friar
Albert.’ How fine to see the high mysterious
brow which learning then wore, relieved by
the gay, familiar tone of men of the world,
and by the courtesies of genius!
Surely, the thoughts and feelings which passed
through the minds of these great revivers
of learning, these Cadmuses who sowed the
teeth of letters, must have stamped an expression
on their features as different from the moderns
as their books, and well worth the perusal.
Dante,” I continued, “is as interesting a
person as his own Ugolino, one whose lineaments
curiosity would as eagerly devour in order
to penetrate his spirit, and the only one
of the Italian poets I should care much to
see. There is a fine portrait of Ariosto
by no less a hand than Titian’s; light, Moorish,
spirited, but not answering our idea. The
same artist’s large colossal profile of Peter
Aretine is the only likeness of the kind
that has the effect of conversing with ‘the
mighty dead’; and this is truly spectral,
ghastly, necromantic.” Lamb put it to me
if I should like to see Spenser as well as
Chaucer; and I answered, without hesitation,
“No; for that his beauties were ideal, visionary,
not palpable or personal, and therefore connected
with less curiosity about the man. His poetry
was the essence of romance, a very halo round
the bright orb of fancy; and the bringing
in the individual might dissolve the charm.
No tones of voice could come up to the mellifluous
cadence of his verse; no form but of a winged
angel could vie with the airy shapes he has
described. He was (to our apprehensions)
rather a ‘creature of the element, that lived
in the rainbow and played in the plighted
clouds,’ than an ordinary mortal. Or if he
appear, I should wish it to be as a mere
vision, like one of his own pageants, and
that he should pass by unquestioned like
a dream or sound—
“‘——That was Arion crown’d:
So went he playing on
the wat’ry plain.’” 7
5 Captain Burney muttered something about
Columbus, and Martin Burney hinted at the
Wandering Jew; but the last was set aside
as spurious, and the first made over to the
New World. 6
“I should like,” said Mrs. Reynolds, “to
have seen Pope talk with Patty Blount; and
I have seen Goldsmith.” Everyone turned round
to look at Mrs. Reynolds, as if by so doing
they could get a sight at Goldsmith. 7
“Where,” asked a harsh, croaking voice, “was
Dr. Johnson in the years 1745–46? He did
not write anything that we know of, nor is
there any account of him in Boswell during
those two years. Was he in Scotland with
the Pretender? He seems to have passed through
the scenes in the Highlands in company with
Boswell, many years after, ‘with lack-lustre
eye,’ yet as if they were familiar to him,
or associated in his mind with interests
that he durst not explain. If so, it would
be an additional reason for my liking him;
and I would give something to have seen him
seated in the tent with the youthful Majesty
of Britain, and penning the Proclamation
to all true subjects and adherents of the
legitimate government.” 8
“I thought,” said Ayrton, turning short round
upon Lamb, “that you of the Lake School did
not like Pope?” “Not like Pope! My dear sir,
you must be under a mistake—I can read him
over and over forever!” “Why, certainly,
the ‘Essay on Man’ must be allowed to be
a masterpiece.” “It may be so, but I seldom
look into it.” “Oh! then it’s his satires
you admire?” “No, not his satires, but his
friendly epistles and his compliments.” “Compliments!
I did not know he ever made any.” “The finest,”
said Lamb, “that were ever paid by the wit
of man. Each of them is worth an estate for
life—nay, is an immortality. There is that
superb one to Lord Cornbury:
“‘Despise low
joys, low gains;
Disdain
whatever Cornbury disdains;
Be virtuous,
and be happy for your pains.’ 8
Was there ever more artful insinuation of
idolatrous praise? And then that noble apotheosis
of his friend Lord Mansfield (however little
deserved), when, speaking of the House of
Lords, he adds:
“‘Conspicuous scene! another yet is nigh,
(More silent far) where kings and poets lie;
Where Murray (long enough his country’s pride)
Shall be no more than Tully or than Hyde!’
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And with what a fine turn of indignant flattery
he addresses Lord Bolingbroke:
“‘Why rail they then, if but one wreath of
mine,
O all-accomplish’d St. John, deck thy shrine?’
10
Or turn,” continued Lamb, with a slight hectic
on his cheek and his eyes glistening, “to
his list of early friends:
“‘But why then publish? Granville the polite,
And knowing Walsh, would tell me I could
write;
Well-natured Garth inflamed with early praise,
And Congreve loved, and Swift endured my
lays:
The courtly Talbot, Somers, Sheffield read,
Ev’n mitred Rochester would nod the head;
And St. John’s self (great Dryden’s friend
before)
Received with open arms one poet more.
Happy my studies, if by these approved!
Happier their author, if by these beloved!
From these the world will judge of men and
books,
Not from the Burnets, Oldmixons, and Cooks.’”
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Here his voice totally failed him, and throwing
down the book, he said, “Do you think I would
not wish to have been friends with such a
man as this?” 9
“‘Conspicuous scene! another yet is nigh,
(More silent far) where kings and poets lie;
Where Murray (long enough his country’s pride)
Shall be no more than Tully or than Hyde!’
9
“What say you to Dryden?” “He rather made
a show of himself, and courted popularity
in that lowest temple of fame, a coffee-shop,
so as in some measure to vulgarize one’s
idea of him. Pope, on the contrary, reached
the very beau ideal of what a poet’s life
should be; and his fame while living seemed
to be an emanation from that which was to
circle his name after death. He was so far
enviable (and one would feel proud to have
witnessed the rare spectacle in him) that
he was almost the only poet and man of genius
who met with his reward on this side of the
tomb, who realized in friends, fortune, the
esteem of the world, the most sanguine hopes
of a youthful ambition, and who found that
sort of patronage from the great during his
lifetime which they would be thought anxious
to bestow upon him after his death. Read
Gay’s verses to him on his supposed return
from Greece, after his translation of Homer
was finished, and say if you would not gladly
join the bright procession that welcomed
him home, or see it once more land at Whitehall
stairs.” “Still,” said Mrs. Reynolds, “I
would rather have seen him talking with Patty
Blount, or riding by in a coronet-coach with
Lady Mary Wortley Montague!” 10 |
Erasmus Phillips, who was deep in a game
of piquet at the other end of the room, whispered
to Martin Burney to ask if “Junius” would
not be a fit person to invoke from the dead.
“Yes,” said Lamb, “provided he would agree
to lay aside his mask.” 11
We were now at a stand for a short time,
when Fielding was mentioned as a candidate;
only one, however, seconded the proposition.
“Richardson?” “By all means, but only to
look at him through the glass door of his
back shop, hard at work upon one of his novels
(the most extraordinary contrast that ever
was presented between an author and his works);
not to let him come behind his counter, lest
he should want you to turn customer, or to
go upstairs with him, lest he should offer
to read the first manuscript of ‘Sir Charles
Grandison,’ which was originally written
in eight-and-twenty volumes octavo, or get
out the letters of his female correspondents,
to prove that Joseph Andrews was low.” 12 |
There was but one statesman in the whole
of English history that anyone expressed
the least desire to see—Oliver Cromwell,
with his fine, frank, rough, pimply face
and wily policy; and one enthusiast, John
Bunyan, the immortal author of the “Pilgrim’s
Progress.” It seemed that if he came into
the room, dreams would follow him, and that
each person would nod under his golden cloud,
“nigh-sphered in heaven,” a canopy as strange
and stately as any in Homer. 13
Of all persons near our own time, Garrick’s
name was received with the greatest enthusiasm,
who was proposed by Barron Field. He presently
superseded both Hogarth and Handel, who had
been talked of, but then it was on condition
that he should act in tragedy and comedy,
in the play and the farce, Lear and Wildair
and Abel Drugger. What a “sight for sore
eyes” that would be! Who would not part with
a year’s income at least, almost with a year
of his natural life, to be present at it?
Besides, as he could not act alone, and recitations
are unsatisfactory things, what a troop he
must bring with him—the silver-tongued Barry,
and Quin, and Shuter and Weston, and Mrs.
Clive and Mrs. Pritchard, of whom I have
heard my father speak as so great a favorite
when he was young. This would indeed be a
revival of the dead, the restoring of art;
and so much the more desirable, as such is
the lurking scepticism mingled with our overstrained
admiration of past excellence, that though
we have the speeches of Burke, the portraits
of Reynolds, the writings of Goldsmith, and
the conversation of Johnson, to show what
people could do at that period, and to confirm
the universal testimony to the merits of
Garrick; yet, as it was before our time,
we have our misgivings, as if he was probably,
after all, little better than a Bartlemy—fair
actor, dressed out to play Macbeth in a scarlet
coat and laced cocked-hat. For one, I should
like to have seen and heard with my own eyes
and ears. Certainly, by all accounts, if
anyone was ever moved by the true histrionic
æstus, it was Garrick. When he followed the
Ghost in “Hamlet,” he did not drop the sword,
as most actors do, behind the scenes, but
kept the point raised the whole way round,
so fully was he possessed with the idea,
or so anxious not to lose sight of his part
for a moment. Once at a splendid dinner-party
at Lord ——’s, they suddenly missed Garrick,
and could not imagine what was become of
him, till they were drawn to the window by
the convulsive screams and peals of laughter
of a young negro boy, who was rolling on
the ground in an ecstasy of delight to see
Garrick mimicking a turkey-cock in the courtyard,
with his coat-tail stuck out behind, and
in a seeming flutter of feathered rage and
pride. Of our party only two persons present
had seen the British Roscius; and they seemed
as willing as the rest to renew their acquaintance
with their old favorite. 14
We were interrupted in the hey-day and mid-career
of this fanciful speculation, by a grumbler
in a corner, who declared it was a shame
to make all this rout about a mere player
and farce-writer, to the neglect and exclusion
of the fine old dramatists, the contemporaries
and rivals of Shakespeare. Lamb said he had
anticipated this objection when he had named
the author of “Mustapha” and “Alaham”; and,
out of caprice, insisted upon keeping him
to represent the set, in preference to the
wild, hare-brained enthusiast, Kit Marlowe;
to the sexton of St. Ann’s, Webster, with
his melancholy yew-trees and death’s-heads;
to Decker, who was but a garrulous proser;
to the voluminous Heywood; and even to Beaumont
and Fletcher, whom we might offend by complimenting
the wrong author on their joint productions.
Lord Brooke, on the contrary, stood quite
by himself, or, in Cowley’s words, was “a
vast species alone.” Someone hinted at the
circumstance of his being a lord, which rather
startled Lamb, but he said a ghost would
perhaps dispense with strict etiquette, on
being regularly addressed by his title. Ben
Jonson divided our suffrages pretty equally.
Some were afraid he would begin to traduce
Shakespeare, who was not present to defend
himself. “If he grows disagreeable,” it was
whispered aloud, “there is Godwin can match
him.” At length, his romantic visit to Drummond
of Hawthornden was mentioned, and turned
the scale in his favor. 15
Lamb inquired if there was anyone that was
hanged that I would choose to mention? And
I answered, Eugene Aram. 12 The name of the
“Admirable Crichton” was suddenly started
as a splendid example of waste talents, so
different from the generality of his countrymen.
This choice was mightily approved by a North-Briton
present, who declared himself descended from
that prodigy of learning and accomplishment,
and said he had family plate in his possession
as vouchers for the fact, with the initials
A. C.—“Admirable Crichton”! Hunt laughed,
or rather roared, as heartily at this as
I should think he has done for many years.
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The last-named Mitre-courtier 13 then wished
to know whether there were any metaphysicians
to whom one might be tempted to apply the
wizard spell? I replied, there were only
six in modern times deserving the name—Hobbes,
Berkeley, Butler, Hartley, Hume, Leibnitz;
and perhaps Jonathan Edwards, a Massachusetts
man. 14 As to the French, who talked fluently
of having created this science, there was
not a tittle in any of their writings that
was not to be found literally in the authors
I had mentioned. [Horne Tooke, who might
have a claim to come in under the head of
grammar, was still living.] None of these
names seemed to excite much interest, and
I did not plead for the reappearance of those
who might be thought best fitted by the abstracted
nature of their studies for the present spiritual
and disembodied state, and who, even while
on this living stage, were nearly divested
of common flesh and blood. As Ayrton, with
an uneasy, fidgety face, was about to put
some question about Mr. Locke and Dugald
Stewart, he was prevented by Martin Burney,
who observed, “If J—— was here, he would
undoubtedly be for having up those profound
and redoubted socialists, Thomas Aquinas
and Duns Scotus.” I said this might be fair
enough in him who had read, or fancied he
had read, the original works, but I did not
see how we could have any right to call up
these authors to give an account of themselves
in person till we had looked into their writings.
17
By this time it should seem that some rumor
of our whimsical deliberation had got wind,
and had disturbed the irritable genus in
their shadowy abodes, for we received messages
from several candidates that we had just
been thinking of. Gray declined our invitation,
though he had not yet been asked; Gay offered
to come, and bring in his hand the Duchess
of Bolton, the original Polly; Steele and
Addison left their cards as Captain Sentry
and Sir Roger de Coverley; Swift came in
and sat down without speaking a word, and
quitted the room as abruptly; Otway and Chatterton
were seen lingering on the opposite side
of the Styx, but could not muster enough
between them to pay Charon his fare; Thomson
fell asleep in the boat, and was rowed back
again; and Burns sent a low fellow, one John
Barleycorn, an old companion of his, who
had conducted him to the other world, to
say that he had during his lifetime been
drawn out of his retirement as a show, only
to be made an exciseman of, and that he would
rather remain where he was. He desired, however,
to shake hands by his representative—the
hand, thus held out, was in a burning fever,
and shook prodigiously. 18
The room was hung round with several portraits
of eminent painters. While we were debating
whether we should demand speech with these
masters of mute eloquence, whose features
were so familiar to us, it seemed that all
at once they glided from their frames, and
seated themselves at some little distance
from us. There was Leonardo, with his majestic
beard and watchful eye, having a bust of
Archimedes before him; next him was Raphael’s
graceful head turned round to the Fornarina;
and on his other side was Lucretia Borgia,
with calm, golden locks; Michael Angelo had
placed the model of St. Peter’s on the table
before him; Correggio had an angel at his
side; Titian was seated with his mistress
between himself and Giorgione; Guido was
accompanied by his own Aurora, who took a
dice-box from him; Claude held a mirror in
his hand; Rubens patted a beautiful panther
(led in by a satyr) on the head; Vandyke
appeared as his own Paris, and Rembrandt
was hid under furs, gold chains, and jewels,
which Sir Joshua eyed closely, holding his
hand so as to shade his forehead. Not a word
was spoken; and as we rose to do them homage,
they still presented the same surface to
the view. Not being bona-fide representations
of living people, we got rid of the splendid
apparitions by signs and dumb show. As soon
as they had melted into thin air, there was
a loud noise at the outer door, and we found
it was Giotto, Cimabue, and Ghirlandajo,
who had been raised from the dead by their
earnest desire to see their illustrious successors—
“Whose names on earth
In Fame’s eternal
record live for aye!”
Finding them gone, they had no ambition to
be seen after them, and mournfully withdrew.
“Egad!” said Lamb, “these are the very fellows
I should like to have had some talk with,
to know how they could see to paint when
all was dark around them.” 19
“But shall we have nothing to say,” interrogated
G. J——, “to the ‘Legend of Good Women’?”
“Name, name, Mr. J——,” cried Hunt in a boisterous
tone of friendly exultation, “name as many
as you please, without reserve or fear of
molestation!” J—— was perplexed between so
many amiable recollections, that the name
of the lady of his choice expired in a pensive
whiff of his pipe; and Lamb impatiently declared
for the Duchess of Newcastle. Mrs. Hutchinson
was no sooner mentioned, than she carried
the day from the Duchess. We were the less
solicitous on this subject of filling up
the posthumous lists of good women, as there
was already one in the room as good, as sensible,
and in all respects as exemplary, as the
best of them could be for their lives! “I
should like vastly to have seen Ninon de
l’Enclos,” said that incomparable person;
and this immediately put us in mind that
we had neglected to pay honor due to our
friends on the other side of the Channel:
Voltaire, the patriarch of levity, and Rousseau,
the father of sentiment; Montaigne and Rabelais
(great in wisdom and in wit); Molière and
that illustrious group that are collected
round him (in the print of that subject)
to hear him read his comedy of the “Tartuffe”
at the house of Ninon; Racine, La Fontaine,
Rochefoucauld, St. Evremont, etc. 20
“There is one person,” said
a shrill, querulous voice, “I would rather
see than all these—Don Quixote!” 21 “
Come, come!” said Hunt; “I thought we should
have no heroes, real or fabulous. What say
you, Mr. Lamb? Are you for eking out your
shadowy list with such names as Alexander,
Julius Caesar, Tamerlane, or Genghis Khan?”
“Excuse me,” said Lamb; “on the subject of
characters in active life, plotters and disturbers
of the world, I have a crotchet of my own,
which I beg leave to reserve.” “No, no! come
out with your worthies!” “What do you think
of Guy Fawkes and Judas Iscariot?” Hunt turned
an eye upon him like a wild Indian, but cordial
and full of smothered glee. “Your most exquisite
reason!” was echoed on all sides; and Ayrton
thought that Lamb had now fairly entangled
himself. “Why, I cannot but think,” retorted
he of the wistful countenance, “that Guy
Fawkes, that poor, fluttering, annual scarecrow
of straw and rags, is an ill-used gentleman.
I would give something to see him sitting
pale and emaciated, surrounded by his matches
and his barrels of gunpowder, and expecting
the moment that was to transport him to Paradise
for his heroic self-devotion; but if I say
any more, there is that fellow Godwin will
make something of it. And as to Judas Iscariot,
my reason is different. I would fain see
the face of him who, having dipped his hand
in the same dish with the Son of Man, could
afterwards betray him. I have no conception
of such a thing; nor have I ever seen any
picture (not even Leonardo’s very fine one)
that gave me the least idea of it.” “You
have said enough, Mr. Lamb, to justify your
choice.” 22
“Oh! ever right, Menenius—ever right!”
23
“There is only one other person I can ever
think of after this,” continued Lamb; 15
but without mentioning a name that once put
on a semblance of mortality. “If Shakespeare
was to come into the room, we should all
rise up to meet him; but if that person was
to come into it, we should all fall down
and try to kiss the hem of his garment!”
24
As a lady present seemed now to get uneasy
at the turn the conversation had taken, we
rose up to go. The morning broke with that
dim, dubious light by which Giotto, Cimabue,
and Ghirlandajo must have seen to paint their
earliest works; and we parted to meet again
and renew similar topics at night, the next
night, and the night after that, till that
night overspread Europe which saw no dawn.
The same event, in truth, broke up our little
congress that broke up the great one. But
that was to meet again: our deliberations
have never been resumed. 25
Note 1. Originally published in the “New
Monthly Magazine,” January, 1826. The conversation
described is supposed to take place at one
of Charles Lamb’s “Wednesdays,” at 16 Mitre
Court Buildings, London.
Note 2. Pope, “Moral Essays,” II., 51.
Note 3. William Ayrton, a musician.
Note 4. Milton, “Il Penseroso,” 109.
Note 5. “Religio Medici,” II., ix.
Note 6. “Epithalamion on the Lady Elizabeth
and Count Palatine.”
Note 7. “The Fairy Queen,” IV., xi. 23.
Note 8. “Imitations of Horace, Epistles,”
I., vi. 60–2.
Note 9. Ibid., 50–3.
Note 10. “Epil. to Satires,” II., 138–9.
Note 11. “Prol. to Satires,” 135–146.
Note 12. See “Newgate Calendar” for 1758.—H.
Note 13. Lamb at this time occupied chambers
in Mitre Court, Fleet Street.—H.
Note 14. Bacon is not included in this list,
nor do I know where he should come in. It
is not easy to make room for him and his
reputation together. This great and celebrated
man in some of his works recommends it to
pour a bottle of claret into the ground of
a morning, and to stand over it, inhaling
the perfumes. So he sometimes enriched the
dry and barren soil of speculation with the
fine aromatic spirit of his genius. His essays
and his “Advancement of Learning” are works
of vast depth and scope of observation. The
last, though it contains no positive discoveries,
is a noble chart of the human intellect,
and a guide to all future inquirers.—H.
Note 15. In the original form of the essay,
this speech is given to Hunt.
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