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LEARN TO PHILOSOPHISE IN HEIDEGGER'S ELECTRIFYING AND MAGICAL FAERIE-SPEAK!

TAKE A COURSE IN  THE EXCITING FUN PHILOSOPHY OF MEANINGLESSNESS.

(Also known as 'Heidy-speak' or 'Elfish' or 'Führer-speak.')

Two Courses for the Price of  One!
Familiarise yourself with the interchangeable psychobabble of Heidegger's fairy tale philosophy and Nazism at the same time


Amaze your your friends with your understandingof Heidegger's major triumph of obfuscation  'Being & Time'

PHILOSOPHICAL
PHILANDERING

or

Flirting in Heideggerian
by Heinz von Krapp.
 A Language Guide for Transcendentalist Butterflies

Flirting and intellectual display is an art. It is also all about having fun. Showing yourself to your best advantage with an attractive transcendentalist of the opposite sex can be clumsy if you can't express yourself in the correct obfuscatory philosophical manner. Philosophical philandering can be embarrassing if you don't know the verbal  tricks. Learn the Heideggerian and Nazi  keywords which the old reprobate used in his skilful seduction of his  students, and which Hitler employed to woo a whole nation.

Become fluent in Heideggerian and acquire a thrilling new language.
Combine your course with an introduction to the ideas of the Third Reich