A PARROT CALLED FREDDIE FERNAKERPAN
JUD EVANS
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Abstract: Syntactically in English: the conjugates
of the be-word: "was, were, am, is and
are" are operators which normally
precede a descriptive predicate pointing
to the existential nature of an existent
NOT to assert the fact that it exists.
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COPULA
The term copula is used to refer to the main
copulae in a language. In the case of English,
this is the word /be/ and its conjugations:
*was, were, am, is and are* which are not
different kinds of verbs - in fact I reject
the old description of copulae as *verbs*
out of hand. Verbs are *doing* words - and
copula do not DO anything at all, they merely
point at words which do describe what the
subject of a sentence does (i.e. those words
which form the predicate of a sentence.)
Such archaic grammatical classification has
its origins in monkish medieval misunderstandings.
All scholastic semanticists and gothic wordifiers
of the middle ages were influenced by creation
myths rife with the gerundial reification
of unworldly ex nihilio transcendentalisms
like /being/ and /existence/ and other useful
religious fictions. Torture and the inquisitorial
bonfire was the result for anyone that disagreed.
Copulae do have meaning though. Their semantic
cargo is to indicate and confirm the numerical
and temporal relations between the sentential
subjectival and objectival concord as expressed
in its predicative existential modality/modalities
of number and time. The sentential function
of an indicant copula is to confirm the utterer's
neurological instantiaton (internal representation)
of the subject and provide prefatory, validatory
variables of number and time. Syntactically
in English: the conjugates of the be-word:
"was, were, am, is and are" are
operators which normally precede a descriptive
predicate pointing to the existential nature of an existent NOT to assert the fact that it exists.
In our SVO (subject-verb-object) language
English the sentence structure is such that
the subject comes first, the copula or verb
second, and the object or predicate third.
Thus we can have:
"Freddie Fernakerpan is eating ice cream"
= "The nominatum (that which is nominated
by the self instantiating noun Freddie Fernakerpan)
presently exists in the modality of eating
ice cream."
Therefore the little copula /is/ functions
as a shortened, more convenient, anti-periphrastic
form of saying:
*the self instantiating noun X presently
exists in the modality of blah, blah, blah.*
NOMINATIVE INSTANTIATION
The utterance or sensorial awareness of ANY
noun is automatically sufficient enough to
neurologically instantiate it as a representative
instance of such an entity. Experientially
most people thinking of the words: "Freddie
Fernakerpan" will cognise of a male
person, known or unknown - living or dead.
If in the unlikely event of a person owning
a parrot called "Freddie Fernakerpan"
it is quite possible that the word will be
instantiated in the form of a brightly coloured
zygodactyl tropical bird with a short hooked
beak and the ability to mimic sounds. In
other words in most cases humans have a neuro-bank
full of ready-made predicative templates
available to be applied to any provisional
denotatum. The copula /is/ syntactically
refers back to and agrees with the self instantiated
singularity *Freddie Fernakerpan.* The sentence
"Freddie Fernakerpanis eating ice cream"
contains the appropriate singular form of
the present continuous - /is/ followed by
the present participle /eating/.
THE IS OF EXISTENCE MYTH
That's it! That is all there is to it! The
secret behind the infamous confusion between
the spurious entiative FACT that an entity
exists versus a simple statement of the descriptive
existential modality of a subject is anticlimactic.
The copulae: "was, were, am, is and
are" are operative variables that point
to that part of a sentence which describes
the subject's existential state or states.”
So much for the collective confusion that
we have inherited from obsessively creationist
historical commentators like Aquinas and
his black habited cohabitors. So much too
for modern transcendentalists, who, imprinted
since birth with a debilitating notions of
an ontological duality, continue to insist
on attributing unworldly complexity to real
objects. Contrary to our mutual brainwashing
as children, copulae are not grammatical
elements designed specifically to act as
meaningless catenulate links syntactically
connecting elements of a sentence.
There is no *is of existence.* The so-called
copula /is/ never, ever bespeaks of the FACT
that something exists (is simply present
in the world bereft of any properties) but
always functions in the essive case of, relating
to, or being the grammatical case indicating
a state of being or an existence in a particular
capacity or state.
The so-called * is of existence* lacks any
factual basis and not one shred of historical
validity for the instantiaton of ALL nouns
is neurologically spontaneous. Ontological
opinion regarding their actual entiative
status or pseudo transcendental (entitive)
presence in the world is provided by the
addressor and the addressee respectively.
Sentential Addresses.
When we speak of a copula we really mean
a numero-temporal variable that points to
the existential modalic information contained
at a predicative sentential address. When
we talk about a copula "referring backwards"
to the self-instantiating head subject we
mean whatever instantiated subject is to
be descriptively reconciled with its predicate.
We “dereference” or "scan the data of
a copula by retrieving the semantic value
of the information available at the predicative
address. De-referencing occurs in copula-depletive
languages like Russian and most Semitic languages
where the copula is dispensed with as intuitively
unnecessary in the present continuous. i.e
*Ivan soldat.* (Ivan is a soldier.*)
With regard to literary exposition and style
I agree completely with the Korzybskian-style
e-prime abandoment or at least a curtailment
of /be/ and its conjugates in speech and writing.
It is truly time to initiate a long overdue
turn away from the expression-stifling convenience
of the confining copula.
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